Diablo® III

Berate the Wizard above you.

Word.

This should go nicely. I'm really good at coming up with ideas, right?

Ok, I'll go first and berate myself but the next person can feel free to berate me too.

Ok (clears throat)

"Whattsa matta Melkor, couldn't figure out how to hit 2.73 or you just too afraid to go LS?"

NEXT.
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Hey Melkor, you only have 12% MS, SICK BURN.
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^ sub 45k hp with 3piece zuni? FAIL
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^ Hahaha your Triumvirate only has 14 Max AP. Junk. XD
Edited by Bukizzle#1560 on 9/20/2013 7:46 AM PDT
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^ Pfftt.. only 7% Poison damage on your Zuni boots? No wonder your named her Fellatia... it sucks d!ck.

(This is by FAR the best thread on bnet)
Edited by MrDuMa#1541 on 9/20/2013 8:13 AM PDT
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Murderma,

Your posts and play history from the past are so lame I couldn't even necro a single one of them. Awful.

Meets!

(genius thread)
(in response to Yoda....I've been P97 since ~Aug 4th, lol)
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Edited by PieHole#1628 on 9/20/2013 8:26 AM PDT
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Piehole, you have been plvl 99 for how long???? just get over with it!
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@yoda L2quit :)
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No CD on your gloves? Really?
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Radiant topaz?? Gold's heading into Rupee land and you don't want to spend it?

I love this thread.
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Oh no, bicycle pants

!@#$, charlatan is the thread terminator, lol ( that bicycle pants comments were meant for ossian)

but, again, oh no , bicycle pants,
Edited by Neuron#1807 on 9/20/2013 8:25 AM PDT
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My chain lightning will always be better than yours.
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Shockturion,

You jackass. I can't even berate your wizard because you posted with a non-D3 account profile so I can't even look you up. Can't get anything right can you.

-dolynick
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My son with poop on a stick is more intimidating than that weapon -doly.
Return that crap back to the NERF isle at Walmart and get ur tree-fifty back.
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@doly, that hat has to go. so nerdy...
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Shockturion,

You jackass. I can't even berate your wizard because you posted with a non-D3 account profile so I can't even look you up. Can't get anything right can you.

-dolynick


Thats because, as an Elemental Shaman, I am superior to you in every way. Sit down son and cry some more.
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@ Yoda

38k hp? :O might I suggest you socket some purple gems in somewhere. :P
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Shockturian, your wizard is such an abysmal failure to all the wizard community that s/he will not even show his/her face around here. Jump off a cliff please.

Skipped neuron who has a TOTAL of 50 int on BOTH his rings. Total. 50. Sad.
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@FL0 cuz he was skipped

Ever see a Meteor crit for 3mil with that setup? No?

I didn't think so. Maybe if you weren't so old...
Edited by TheMoj#1726 on 9/20/2013 8:57 AM PDT
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@peterbiz
come on...you are missing 0.5cc from your zuni pox...come on now...
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