Diablo® III

I wanna go to Bovine University...

This honestly sounds like a real treat to use...

This polearm was crafted by the finest ungulate smiths — its blade fired in the Hellforge, quenched in the rancid milk of the Cow King, and enchanted by that selfsame monarch. In addition to its significant martial benefits, the Bovine Bardiche may also summon forth a veritable army of cows to fight on its wielder’s behalf.

(Datamined and posted on http://www.diablofans.com/)
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Wait... why does the Cow King produce milk at all?
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Diabolical...

I fixated on the last bit about being able to summon cows to fight rather than the genetically gender confused elements.
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