Skeleton - "Dude why don't have a chance to get resurrection? im a dang skeleton?"
Skeletal Summoner - " hey man i was just wondering the same thing. but i spawn 3-4 or you guys but just doesnt seem to help"
Skeleton King - "Why are you both Complaining, i spawn 5 or 6 of you guys at a time and i can always spawn more?"
Skeleton - "When you do that and we die we just drop heal global's for them, that we can't pick them up so the Nephalem heal up and proceed to kick you in your rotted teeth"
Zombie - "Me WANT BRAIN!!"
Skeleton King " why the world is he in here?"
Skeleton - "don't feed the zombies"
Skeleton King - "I See, ill take this to blizzard and see what i can do"
(Classes being Unbalanced Thread)
Skeleton Archers - " why dont i do element damages, i mean come on i cant do cold arrows or fire arrows? i mean i find this completely irrational. i had to jump to a higher mp level to get my dps n health up to stand a chance against these guys? what gives?"
Skeletal Shieldman - "well if you would just let me tank i we would be fine..."
Skeleton Archers - "well if you shield actually blocked spells, n you quit dropping your shield and we might have a chance."
Skeletal Shieldman - "well you see here the problem... with the game mechanics right now i cant pick it back up even if i did drop it"
(Looking in the Future Threads)
Fallen One, "so did you guys here that there gonna allow them to travel all over the acts and allow them to have a chance to kill us all off when they choose?"
Shaman " there also gonna being nerfing the barbs ww zerk mode, n archon wizards"
Fallen One - "dude what about cm wizards? i hate being frozen?"
(Look Back In the Passed Thread)
Ghom, " ahhh back in the days when the game frist came out i was unstoppable, unless they just stacked poison resist, man that made me mad"
Fallen One, Yah i remember being in act 2 and just rofl stomping those noobs
Zombie - "Brains!"
Sand Wasp "dude everyone feared me, it was great times to be had, i miss those days"
(Zombie Gearing Post)
Zombie 1 - So I was think of getting some brains, unlike everyone just eatting brains, i choose my brains and this brain matter is great, i feel like eatting more brains
Zombie 2 - I disagree with you chooses of brains i like my brains
Zombie 3 - MY BRAINS ARE THE BEST!!!
Zombie 1 - No Brain is the best there all good in each situation
Zombie 2 - haha Brains
Fallen One - Wow, they really like there brains..
Scavenger, so a group of us were was sitting in act 1, minding my own business eating some flesh of a villager we just killed, and all of a sudden this this glowing ball just kills one of friends, and i see this wizard, man, she was about to ballistic on me until i got her trapped in a wall, soo great when we froze her in place and dropped plagues n designate right underneath her. then became unstuck and we just borrowed underground and just jumping her, she didn't know what to do.
soo in this case i build around that with my group, id like to see what other builds of skills you monster used to combat the other classes n what not
Mallet Lord - "Smash Crash Bash, o Frozen, Jailer, Reflect, Mortar, with the Succubus' at my side i fear nothing "
Zombie - "BRAINS!!!"
To Not Feed the Trolls or Zombies on the internet