Diablo® III

diablo related humor

I.e. yo momma so bad at cm she be showing an 800dps echoing fury with 40int no crit and 300loh in chat and people be like "brim" and she be like "naw i just bought that"
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Your motha frosts the novas....

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Yo momma so fat, death blossom be single target damage.
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Yo momma so fat, every time she uses town portal she lags the server.
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Yo momma so fat, arcane orbit takes three days to rotate.
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Yo momma so fat, mirror image does not fit on the map.
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What's Azmodan's favorite font?
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trebuchet
Edited by ChangBooster#1510 on 1/27/2014 12:09 PM PST
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Yo momma so fat, she makes Grotesques look like Somalians.
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Yo momma so fat when she wears firewalkers and enters a map the scenery destroyed bonus has to be expressed in scientific notation
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01/27/2014 12:06 PMPosted by ChangBooster
What's Azmodan's favorite font?


helfatica?
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Yo momma so fat, Grotesques call her momma.
(ehh, extending on Melk's jk lol)
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I tried to quote myself so the answer would be after Melkor's post and it instead edited my post, weird.
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Yo mommas so poor she's got negative gold find
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a)Yo momma so fat, she jumps to cast wave of force.

b)Yo momma so fat, she jumped in Westmarch and tsunamied Tristram.
Edited by FL0Maxx#1702 on 1/27/2014 12:23 PM PST
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Yo mommas so fat gohm is the after picture for weight watchers
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Yo momma's so ugly her blood type is "Fear"
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Yo momma's so old she owes Deckard Cain's grandfather a dollar.
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Your wizard's elbows are so ashy, she gotta cast wicked wind on herself to blow off some of the ashiness. But even after she does that, they still appear to be quite ashy.
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Edited by PieHole#1628 on 1/27/2014 12:25 PM PST
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01/27/2014 12:24 PMPosted by ChangBooster
Your wizard's elbows are so ashy, she gotta cast wicked wind on herself to blow off some of the ashiness. But even after she does that, they still appear to be quite ashy.


LOL!
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