Diablo® III

Beta key, use it well

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Kicked the door, goes in the middle of the room then screams "I need a Beta key NOW!" in CAPS, with bleeding red scary eyes, saliva drooling all over the floor, both hands clenched, everyone is in shocked and scared and frightened, as if Diablo is within him.

Suddenly there is a huge light emerge in a shadowy figure that radiates the whole room, and as the entity travel towards the livid mortal, he speaks "My son, you are one of the chosen" in a placid voice then continues "I'll give you a Beta Key, use it well".

The individual cried as the figure disappeared in the mist. Everyone is in awe, they all shared tears with the person, kneeling and his forehead bowed onto the floor with his right hand afloat and his fist clamped with the key. You can see him crying but he's smiling, he's happy, and history remembers his name echoed, Alpha.
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And one of the onlookers grabbed the key and took off with it in a flash.
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u r a gud write. wehn is chatper2/
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91 Blood Elf Hunter
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i don't get it.
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84 Tauren Druid
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08/25/2011 10:08 AMPosted by Renend
i don't get it.

This is prolly a good thing ...
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Liked. Hope you get what you wished for.
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Hilarious, well done.
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Lol! Wow! Hilarious.
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clap clap clap clap clap clap
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No john, you are the beta keys
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So you got phished IRL in your kitchen?

(since they don't use keys anymore for those unaware =P )
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I can has key beta?
I feel if I post enough pics of cute kittens with bad grammar I will be picked for beta. This logic is infallible.
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