Diablo® III

Diablo III Haiku Extravaganza!

Post your Diablo III Haikus!



Hatred unyielding
Discipline unbreakable
You are the hunted

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Wizards and protoss
Know power overwhelming
Suffer the Archon

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Burritos for lunch
Even undead shall vacate
I shout from the rear
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Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo
MOOOOO moo moo moo MOO moo MOO
Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo

(MOO in all capitals are higher in pitch)
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Haikus are easy,
But sometimes they don't make sense,
Refrigerator
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90 Tauren Death Knight
11330
Waiting all damn day
Til i found a beta key
Now i play all day.
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90 Tauren Death Knight
11330
Haikus are easy,
But sometimes they don't make sense,
Refrigerator


I lol'd pretty hard.
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Slaughter Unending,
Russet brown, red and vile blacks,
Gore flows eternal.

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i dont know how to do hiakurs
but im gonna go ahead and make 3 lines of text
and see how it works out
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I tele baal-01
Everyone come to 02
Wtf who killed baal?
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i am very bored
blues aren't saying anything on forums
give us the damn beta


Nice
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Dusk consumes the light.
Shadows cast, Tyrael turns.
Manipulator.
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In Mephisto's bedroom I lay.
His sheets are so warm and fuzzy..
Kill him in his sleep..... :3
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The beta must start
Release this year unlikely
Keep hitting refresh
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I want the beta
So I got on the forums
Still no beta here
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Without Diablo
Nothing to do but work now
Productivity
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Keep fixing those bugs
Build, deploy, build yet again
Iterate and win
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Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo
MOOOOO moo moo moo MOO moo MOO
Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo

(MOO in all capitals are higher in pitch)


Genius. Copy it..print it..slap it in a book & start the movie production.
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Traitors will never
Be forgiven by Kormac
Will of the templar.
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