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Diablo III Haiku Extravaganza!

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Beta announcement
In the form of a haiku?
Please do this Blizzard
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09/15/2011 08:17 PMPosted by Daxxarri
Aghhhhhhhhh dont play with my heart T_T

It's just a poem
Sign of beta means nothing
Please don't stay up late

Blue trying to cover his butt after posting sign of the beta.
Sign of beta?
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Waiting all damn day
Til i found a beta key
Now i play all day.

Is your character wearing a log on their head? WOW they really ran out of armor ideas towards the end didn't they. :)
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Posting all day long
I really should be working
release or I'm fired.
Edited by defenestrato on 9/16/2011 12:05 PM PDT
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70 Night Elf Hunter
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Alas poor blue dudes,
Forums beseech all of you!
Where for art thou blues?
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A Japanese poem of seventeen syllables, in three lines of five, seven, and five

The first line has to have five syllables, second seven, and the third five again.

Edit: the guy above me is a good example of a correct haiku
Edited by Malevo on 9/16/2011 12:12 PM PDT
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Two blues have posted
Excitement is combustion
Sign of the beta

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Why, oh why, sweet Blizz
Can you not give us beta?
I need some phat lewt

Gargantuan rocks
I want to throw toads on you
Ribbit all the things

Look at my voodoo
Giant exploding chickens
All up in yo face

Fetishes are cool
They stab you in the foot
Leg humping is fun

All of these haikus
Are only just assumptions
I have no beta
Edited by JakRabbitMU on 9/16/2011 1:06 PM PDT
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Barbarian shouts,
Give me the beta now worm,
Cleaves your face in half
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Mephisto is dead

Onto Chaos Sanctuary

Now time to kill Baal
Edited by Sakura on 9/16/2011 1:00 PM PDT
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Daxxarri seems mad
he might delete your post soon
so don't piss him off.
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Haiku Is Not Hard
Learn To Count You Freaking Noobs
No Invite For You
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88 Human Priest
Posts: 675
Im going to run down a Haiku FAQ real quick

A Haiku consists of three lines. The first contains 5 syllables, the second contains 7 syllables, and the third contains 5 syllables.

Like this:


i lol'ed. we arnt english teachers, no one cares. nice try though.
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Community Manager
Posts: 2,152
09/16/2011 10:13 AMPosted by Truelols
is that right? if not answer my question

Five syllables here
Seven syllables this line
Then five more again
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Fallen run about,

Lightning enchanted demon,

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Paul Revere rides fast
Shouts, The Beta is coming
Troll kills Paul Revere
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