Diablo® III

The official "I just cried b/c no beta inv"

71 Worgen Death Knight
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Thread please post about your whining and all excessive rambling based on why you did not get the diablo 3 beta invite. This thread is open to conspiracy theories.
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58 Troll Death Knight
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i didnt get a beta cause im too awesome :D

but i should get one cause saying that makes me pathetic, hmmmm
Edited by Jurkaleen on 9/27/2011 10:09 AM PDT
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85 Human Priest
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I did'nt get a beta invite even though I play every blizzard title in existance 500 hours a day (at the same time), I have beta tested every game ever made, im awesome, I deserve a key, and im basicly better than everyone else. Why do noobs keep getting invited and I dont? It's not right!
Edited by Jaident on 9/27/2011 10:09 AM PDT
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NO, there must be 100's of nonsensical threads about this. Not just one. How am I supposed to enjoy reading just one thread. It seems so mundane.

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09/27/2011 10:09 AMPosted by Jaident
I did'nt get a beta invite even though I play every blizzard title in existance 500 hours a day (at the same time), I have beta tested every game ever made, im awesome, I deserve a key, and im basicly better than everyone else. Why do noobs keep getting invited and I dont? It's not right!



How can I be more like you? I want awesomeness too!
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85 Human Death Knight
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These tears of mine are pretty official, I'd say.

edit: Officially non-existent, that is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL8e2ujXe8g
Edited by Spaztik on 9/27/2011 10:12 AM PDT
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I cried tears of joy.
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58 Troll Death Knight
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09/27/2011 10:09 AMPosted by DeaDRabbiT
NO, there must be 100's of nonsensical threads about this. Not just one. How am I supposed to enjoy reading just one thread. It seems so mundane.


its supposed to be a funny thread, -1 for you for ruining it :(

for that, you will get a beta license but it will be for hardcore mode only and you will die at first mob from lag spike mwahaha
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I don't get one because they can't handle the truth ala Jack Nicholson style! :D
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85 Human Priest
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Also I KO horses with my pinky, I TOTALLY spaced on that one!
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09/27/2011 10:12 AMPosted by Jurkaleen
NO, there must be 100's of nonsensical threads about this. Not just one. How am I supposed to enjoy reading just one thread. It seems so mundane.


its supposed to be a funny thread, -1 for you for ruining it :(

for that, you will get a beta license but it will be for hardcore mode only and you will die at first mob from lag spike mwahaha


lawl.... that would just be mean :p
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90 Worgen Druid
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i didnt get a beta cause im too awesome :D

but i should get one cause saying that makes me pathetic, hmmmm


Uh, aren't you the founder of "I don't want a beta key, but am really in denial club"
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71 Worgen Death Knight
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09/27/2011 10:24 AMPosted by Itsatrap
The only thing official about this thread is that the OP is a dumbass!


Its okay ITSATRAP we all grieve in different ways you choose to be rude instead of cry we accept you for who you are. /patonback *ITSATRAP
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I deserve a beta key because when I beta test not only do I report bugs but I give them the code and exact line numbers and files to fix with every report. I am just that awesome.
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i raged so hard and cried myself to sleep! <3
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09/27/2011 10:11 AMPosted by Kimber
baby if i took you home... would you still be in love baby? in looooove babyyyy


Pretty sure it's, "I wonder if I take you home...".

Just sayin'.
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