I know this is a silly long shot. But here goes. Last Thursday I got hit my a van on my bike while I was riding to work. I sustained a ruptured spleen kidney and punctured lung. As well as 6 breaks in 3 ribs and a broken neck which is putting me in a halo brace for the next 3 months. No neurological damage thankfully.
I have been waiting for a beta key to help pass the time and cope with the pain. So far one hasn't come. I think I would be a great beta tester because it would give me something to do in my downtime while I am recovering. I can provide proof for anything here.
Anyway thats all I will bug you for I am sure you get a lot of these.