GF: Hey hun, what would make you happy?
ME: Right now? Well I could sure use an invite to the D3 beta...
GF: Ok but... would you like me to cook dinner? We could go eat out or something... what do you think?
ME: What about you take the next plane to California, get some vacation time and while you're there you could seduce any Blizzard employee. Once you have got his or her confidence you bargain yourself a F&F invite to D3!
GF: What if I madly fall in love with that person and decide to stay there?
ME: Well would you still get the invite for me?
GF: I guess so...
ME: Then you know what to do...
At this point she kinda stormed out, as if her sense of humour had vanished. In any case I just thought this was kind of funny considering she wanted to make me happy and ended up just making a case out of a joke.
A warning to all of you guys; do not mix your D3 needs with your love affairs.
Cheers and good luck to all of you to get an invite before the weekend (long weekend for us canadians)!