Diablo® III

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85 Blood Elf Paladin
3670
*POOF* With a crackle and a flash a great smoke appeared, and out stepped the Wizard Relgrohir.
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And the Wizard pulled, from beneath his ancient robes, a large and ornately embossed tome of vast knowledge entitled Websters Dictionary. He unlocked it's magical clasp with a word of power and flipped through the stiff pages made of pressed papyrus. His hands moved feverishly while his glowing, golden eyes tracked his progress until at last he let out a profound sigh, announcing his arrival at his desired place within the tome. With a booming voice that made men cower and children scream, the great Wizard Relgrohir proclaimed, "Rouge: A cosmetic product applied to the cheeks and face, usually found to have a red tint. Rogue: What people in topic thread 3393329504 are trying to spell." And with flash of smoke and thunderous roar, the Wizard was gone.
Edited by NexAstrum on 2/14/2012 3:48 PM PST
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And this is why these attempts at storytelling never work.
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That was kinda funny tho ;P
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After the wizard's untimely appearance and disappearance, a sea of onlookers was left wondering as to the fate of the rouge-wearing rogue and her cohort.
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......or so we all thought until rogue glue was invented for just this such occasion
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I'm more entertained by the fact that half the posts have rogue misspelled...
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The rogue then reminded Elementfury that a mysterious Webster's wielding wizard had already appeared and clarified the spelling issues a few posts back. There was much rejoice.
Edited by ZEP#1694 on 5/15/2012 1:35 PM PDT
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Then all hell broke loose and a mangled fire ant that was 5 feet tall came storming out of his hole in the ground and puked a Rogue out of its !@#$.
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90 Tauren Warrior
12980
Suddenly, the Rogue puked out a 5 feet tall mangled fire ant after the 5 feet tall mangled fire ant puked the rogue out.
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And then, the 5 foot tall mangled fire ant screamed "BY MY MOTHERS MANY TENTACLES, COVER THOU FACE WITH MAKE-UP"...The rogue realised this was no ant, it was actually a giant squid!
frightened by this turn of events, the rogue slapped some rouge on her face and bowed to the squid. The barbarians then returned with more ice-cream
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85 Worgen Death Knight
6885
11/09/2011 11:59 AMPosted by Genlsis
Purple Porposes Proceed to Poke the rogue Pleasently into Paradise.


I lol'ed hard.
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oh wow i cant even top this its too funny lol
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The rogue closed her eyes and opened them, to find herself an orphan in a poor mountain village just outside Mt. Arreat. Her mother is sick and starving, and the rogue has no way of taking care of the family with no education or trade skills. The rogue evidently resorts to prostitution, and this is the beginning of her journey.
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85 Worgen Death Knight
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The confused rogue, after coming to terms with the fact that she was an orphan with a sick and starving mother, mentally prepared herself for her future in prostitution. Having been told on several ocassions that in low light she was mildly attractive, and with her extensive knowledge at applying rouge she .....
Edited by Phanourius#1940 on 5/22/2012 11:09 AM PDT
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...sauntered over to the nearest fallen camp and started shaking what her momma gave her. Sadly, although well endowed with rouging skills, her sultry dances left something to be desired. A handful of imps gathered around, excitedly chanting "Rakanishu!", but when they observed her lack of lightning enchantment, most wandered away in boredom. A couple of others dropped dead after she accidentally elbowed them, a single gold piece spurting out of each as their souls departed. When no one was looking, she picked up the gold and tried to sneak away in embarassment...
Edited by BlernBottle#1795 on 5/23/2012 10:05 AM PDT
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...since she was an obviously horrible prostitute the rogue had never actually received payment for her "services". So sneaking away with unmentionables in one hand and gold in the other she travels to the quaint little town of Tristram to get wasted off of the cheapest mead carried...Pabst Blue Ribbon...mmmmm
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