Diablo® III

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It was a bad idea to read this at work, people want to know what Im laughing at
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85 Worgen Hunter
2460
Suddenly, disaster struck! All the alchohol in the bar had been consumed by the rogue. Thinking quickly, she slaughtered all of Tristram and blamed it on the unfortunate dark wanderer, who was just passing by.
Edited by Rejectdeath#1824 on 5/23/2012 8:13 PM PDT
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Then, all of a sudden, King Leoric arose from the dead, AGAIN, and demanded MORE BUTTER!!!!
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Unaware and saddened by the Great Butter Depression of 2012 he had nothing to spread on his toast...evil toast?...toast of the dead?...evil doom toast of undead destruction.
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"Paula Deen the Butter Queen" and "Aunt Jemima" caused this
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meanwhile elsewhere; someone told the rogue commodity auctions were never coming back.... so she rage quit.
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Then Cain came over to the rogue and said, "here try this" and the rogue exclaimed, "I can't believ it's not butter!", and her quest was anewed...
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She quickly ran to the nearest inn, desperate to discover what this new substance was, considering that there was no way it could be some substance other than butter!
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she takes the butter and furiously squeezes it in the palms of her hands letting out a bloodthirsty roar
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Once in the inn the rouged rogue approached an old man, confounded by this new substance she desperately pleaded with him to reveal its origins.
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The Rogue woke the old man who was in a slumber on a bench, the old man upon being awakened promptly !@#$% slapped the rogue for waking him over such a frivolous question!
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As the rogue was stunned by the slap in the face, the rogue says, I just wanted to know what happen to the warriors that were eating the ice cream?
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84 Undead Hunter
1025
Cain replied, "they're getting serviced in the back by the gnomish strumpets"
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and then diablo ate the rogue
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Than Diablo digested the rogue
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Error 3007 popped in and the rogue logged off and was able to be saved
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And the creators scrambled to locate the source of the dreaded 3007, the Surge Protector of Destiny, that was tripped when Miguel, the janitor, put his burrito in the Microwave of Doom
Edited by Fitzgerald#1579 on 5/29/2012 5:12 PM PDT
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Diablo walked over to the field.

"see this 'ere mah boy? this field been yieldin harvest, fer YEARS" he stated

plucking a stalk of fresh diaper

wafting the aroma
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After Miguel, embarassed by his inability to walk, re-activated the Surge Protector of Destiny (code name 3007), the magic nano fairies started work on re-animating the Rouge Rogue...
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