Diablo® III

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85 Gnome Warlock
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cough it up blizz, when is the release, give us a date, you must have a date by now

for other thrilling posts, check out the beta opt in page
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Edited by Jacka on 1/4/2012 3:36 PM PST
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12/07/2011 09:07 PMPosted by DRDOOK
lol i know him personally, blizz employees have friends to you know


i know what you mean ;)
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90 Troll Rogue
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If I had to purely guess, I would expect a release date announced during the full cinematic's unveiling at the Spike Awards on Sat.
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cough it up blizz, when is the release, give us a date, you must have a date by now

for other thrilling posts, check out the beta opt in page


Refer to the software development cycle, and stop being retarded.
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85 Gnome Warlock
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this is the problem, I'm a grown man waiting for a game, i am retarded, first world problems get me down
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90 Undead Death Knight
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These posts are SO ridiculous.

They will give us a release date when they have one firm in their minds. They won't do it because someone on a forum thread posted a frustrated message asking for one.

I mean, really. Can you imagine?

The forum moderator, running down the hallway towards the Diablo III marketing team offices, bursts into a conference room. He slams a laptop on on table. On it is an open forum message saying:

"cough it up blizz, when is the release, give us a date, you must have a date by now

for other thrilling posts, check out the beta opt in page"

The marketing manager lays his head down in his hands.

"Indeed," he said, in sad tones. "I knew this day would come...."

"What?" says the community manager.

"I've known the release date. I've known it for months! The programmers finished the game almost half a year ago. I've just been keeping the CDs in a warehouse in downtown Seattle."

"But," stammered the CM. "But why?"

The marketing director raised his head. At first it seemed as if flames were coming from his eyes, but it was just a reflection of an unreleased Diablo cinematic reflecting off of his thick glasses.

"Because of the POWER!" he bellowed.

"The power of KNOWING that millions of people were waiting on me. ME!!!! And there is nothing that can be done about it."

"Why do such a thing? We want to release this game!"

"Do you?" asked the manager. "Do you really? You think the forums are full of vitriol and bile now? Just WAIT until the game is released. It will consume people's SOULS and leave them twitching masses screaming and complaining about the shade of color on obscure armors sets... ...are you REALLY that anxious for those days to start?"

The CM paused. "You are right," he admitted. "We have to keep this secret."

The manager shook his head. "No. The truth is out now. That forum poster has seen to that. Kiss your free time goodbye, my friend. For the Dark Times has come. We must announce the release date."


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O !@#$ op is mad they gonna give it up now in fear of op.
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90 Dwarf Death Knight
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These posts are SO ridiculous.

They will give us a release date when they have one firm in their minds. They won't do it because someone on a forum thread posted a frustrated message asking for one.

I mean, really. Can you imagine?

The forum moderator, running down the hallway towards the Diablo III marketing team offices, bursts into a conference room. He slams a laptop on on table. On it is an open forum message saying:

"cough it up blizz, when is the release, give us a date, you must have a date by now

for other thrilling posts, check out the beta opt in page"

The marketing manager lays his head down in his hands.

"Indeed," he said, in sad tones. "I knew this day would come...."

"What?" says the community manager.

"I've known the release date. I've known it for months! The programmers finished the game almost half a year ago. I've just been keeping the CDs in a warehouse in downtown Seattle."

"But," stammered the CM. "But why?"

The marketing director raised his head. At first it seemed as if flames were coming from his eyes, but it was just a reflection of an unreleased Diablo cinematic reflecting off of his thick glasses.

"Because of the POWER!" he bellowed.

"The power of KNOWING that millions of people were waiting on me. ME!!!! And there is nothing that can be done about it."

"Why do such a thing? We want to release this game!"

"Do you?" asked the manager. "Do you really? You think the forums are full of vitriol and bile now? Just WAIT until the game is released. It will consume people's SOULS and leave them twitching masses screaming and complaining about the shade of color on obscure armors sets... ...are you REALLY that anxious for those days to start?"

The CM paused. "You are right," he admitted. "We have to keep this secret."

The manager shook his head. "No. The truth is out now. That forum poster has seen to that. Kiss your free time goodbye, my friend. For the Dark Times has come. We must announce the release date."


+10 Would read again.
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90 Undead Death Knight
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+10 Would read again.


*takes a bow*
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If I had to purely guess, I would expect a release date announced during the full cinematic's unveiling at the Spike Awards on Sat.


Aha! You are WRONG!

It will be at the END of the cinematic.

So there.
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12/08/2011 10:25 AMPosted by Myth
If I had to purely guess, I would expect a release date announced during the full cinematic's unveiling at the Spike Awards on Sat.


Aha! You are WRONG!

It will be at the END of the cinematic.

So there.


You're both wrong. Blizzard is going to give into one of those annoying "Its my birthday can I have beta and the relase date plx" threads
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1 Troll Warlock
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I was wondering when the game will be released, then I took an arrow in the knee.
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