Take a drink whenever you see any of the following topics on the forum:
-Beta is too easy
-Beta is too short
-I just got a Beta Key!
-Why don't I have a Beta Key?!
-RMAH = Pay-to-win!
-RMAH just gives profits to Blizzard!
-Is D3 going to be announced at the Superbowl?
-A friend of a friend told me that the D3 release date is XX-XX-XX
-I hate this game, who wants my Beta Key?
-Why is multiplayer limited to 4 people?
-Beta players will have an unfair advantage!
and my personal favorite,
-Why not release Beta to everyone???!!!