Diablo® III

So I go into my email

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I look through the subject lines really quick and see the word Diablo 3.. I then !@#$ my pants a little and simultaneously went into a seizure-%^-*!@ (Seizuregasm?). About 5 minutes later when I was done convulsing I went to click on the link to see what blizzard's apology letter to me would look like for not giving me the Diablo 3 beta when it first came out; I figured it'd be something along the lines of we wanted to make sure the beta would be up to your standards, also we'd like it if you could send more 8x10 glossys of your junk to hang up around Blizzard HQ. Would you imagine my surprise when it was a mother#$%^ing amazon recommendation telling me they have a suggestion for a product I might be interested. Amazon I have two things to say to you. One: You know me way too -*!@ing well I think the last thing i ordered from you was a radio transmitter for my ipod. Two: I have 5 8x10 glossys of my junk in the mail to you.
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3 different times now Amazon has sent me an email to the effect of 'We're still trying to obtain the following items for you" with my Diablo III Collector's Edition as the subject/headline, since I pre-ordered it from there.

They've been doing it once a month since 11/24, and each time I see the subject line I have to do a double-take, followed by a double-sigh.
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85 Night Elf Hunter
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3 different times now Amazon has sent me an email to the effect of 'We're still trying to obtain the following items for you" with my Diablo III Collector's Edition as the subject/headline, since I pre-ordered it from there.

They've been doing it once a month since 11/24, and each time I see the subject line I have to do a double-take, followed by a double-sigh.


I can relate. Although I think amazon owes me a new couch upholstery underwear and new pants...jk just new upolstery and underwear
Edited by Jérry on 2/12/2012 11:19 AM PST
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Sorry OP I'm a little dissapointed, I was hoping it was spam or something at least a little more entertaining.
Edited by blitzkrieg on 2/12/2012 11:22 AM PST
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85 Night Elf Hunter
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Sorry OP I'm a little dissapointed, I was hoping it was malware or something a little more entertaining at least.


Thats okay judging by your golden post history of flawless one liners like


You should be ashamed of yourself for butchering the most memorable quote in the series imo.

or
Troll crits Muspelheim, DeckardCain, and Constantine for 9001 damage!

I'm just not sure I really have any comedy for a flawless human being like you
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Jerry..

I lol'd

multiple times.
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85 Night Elf Hunter
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Jerry..

I lol'd

multiple times.

Thanks yo
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Not at your situation, but the way you told your story ;) funny man
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hah. You get a chuckle jerry. Just a chuckle.

Now back to playing the beta. Just joined my first multiplayer game, fun fun =D

*slowly backs out of the room*

-Sabin
www.DarkRevolutionGaming.com
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85 Night Elf Hunter
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hah. You get a chuckle jerry. Just a chuckle.

Now back to playing the beta. Just joined my first multiplayer game, fun fun =D

*slowly backs out of the room*

-Sabin
www.DarkRevolutionGaming.com


I wish upon you endless bouts of dysentery
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