It turns out the problem resides with Adam Internet.
Just a heads up for anyone else pulling their hair out with frustration.
That's great for the <5% of people in the country that use Adam.
How do they explain me getting 350-900ms spikes every 5 seconds with Dodo and my 3 internet providers??
It's not providers that are causing the issue with D3, it's bloody Blizzard and EA forcing us to use their overloaded server dependant game with our third world infrastructure.
That is the problem
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