Diablo® III

Diablo Haiku's

Praise the Nephalem!
When Hell marched upon Heaven
God didn't do sh*t.
Edited by evilthecat13#1936 on 5/24/2012 12:10 PM PDT
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My plan to corrupt
Find a girl to stick the stone
It worked like a charm
- Diablo

Wrecked my ballistae
Bah! You killed all my minions
I am not impressed
- Azmodan

Change into a kid
Make the hero do some stuff
The Next Step: Profit
- Belial
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Demon Hunter Guide:
Just one winning strategy
You best learn to kite
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I have just begun!
Holy crap! It's 3:30!
'Guess I'll call in sick
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85 Human Paladin
7020
The fires burning nigh
Burning through the stormy sky
Heaven falls tonight
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Bound to the soul stone,
Hatred, Terror, Destruction.
Soon we reign again.
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Bound to the soul stone,
Hatred, Terror, Destruction.
Soon we reign again.


Destiny of Man
Unbound by Evil's darkness
Seed of Nephilim.
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eaten by a champ
not even remotely fun
story of a barb
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85 Troll Hunter
7955
Molt'n is nightmarish
Better run away fast
Oh no frozen too

(Molten nightmarish fast frozen, just got that ingame)
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85 Troll Hunter
7955
Stabbing your dumb face
Looting your corpse for my lootz
Now I kill your friends
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85 Troll Hunter
7955
Procrastinating
Smashing jars not scary demons
They one shot me... Ow
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85 Troll Hunter
7955
Writing some haikus
In the diablo forums
Drinking mountain dew
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diablo forums
annoying warcraft fanboys
gtfo please
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85 Troll Hunter
7955
Got my first orange
It really freakin sucks
Plus one mil for me!
Edited by Ijss#1768 on 6/11/2012 2:50 PM PDT
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85 Troll Hunter
7955
It is Five seven five
not six six six in these
L2Haiku you fool
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fanboy's mess of words
they are not even haikus
too few syllables
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85 Troll Hunter
7955
You tal-king to me?
Mine are cor-rect, Star-craft dweeb
This is Di-a-blo
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85 Troll Hunter
7955
You really want war?
Too bad because I don't care
if you dislike my avatar
or writing structure
so shut up, HAIKU-ED
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five seven five, sir
dear lord you can't even count
go back to school please
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