Diablo® III

I have 12 FIREWALLS (FOUND THE HACKER!)

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who has more?

basically, my computer is encrypted with a 1024 bit rsa cypher and my keygen is coding out all the voids and strings all day long. i got hacked still.

impossible, i was running diablo 3 with a 384bit shell cipher in the background decoding outgoing packets & analyzing stack traces that went through, i saw this tuple in my stack trace and investigated, turns out it was someone from the IP of 256.992.133.7 (traceroute goes to china) hacking me, i opened a fsock connection on him and started sending him byte arrays of data constantly, creating about 100 threads per second using my nvidia tesla gpu.

that guy straight away disconnected from my computer and left me alone, Blizzard you are not doing your job, i have been in the industry for 48 years as a security technician and i have personally build CIA firewalls that have been tested with strict string theory & quantum physics.

fix it.
this made me lol
l2authenticator
Can you people stop making parody threads. They're getting really old plus they're not even creatively written.
O.o ocelets have upgraded past there .255 limit. nice.
Edited by tbonedude#1282 on 5/29/2012 3:24 AM PDT
Posts: 118
Thats not even a valid IP address
"i have been in the industry for 48 years as a security technician"

interwebs only been around since 1991.
Posts: 158
TL;DR version

Imma say some big sciency words to make it seem like I'm a IT pro that worked for the CIA, but in the end I still got hacked.
who has more?

basically, my computer is encrypted with a 1024 bit rsa cypher and my keygen is coding out all the voids and strings all day long. i got hacked still.

impossible, i was running diablo 3 with a 384bit shell cipher in the background decoding outgoing packets & analyzing stack traces that went through, i saw this tuple in my stack trace and investigated, turns out it was someone from the IP of 256.992.133.7 (traceroute goes to china) hacking me, i opened a fsock connection on him and started sending him byte arrays of data constantly, creating about 100 threads per second using my nvidia tesla gpu.

that guy straight away disconnected from my computer and left me alone, Blizzard you are not doing your job, i have been in the industry for 48 years as a security technician and i have personally build CIA firewalls that have been tested with strict string theory & quantum physics.

fix it.

So you are about 65+ years old, playing D3, and one IP that you had an established connection with was from China...

Have you ever ran a netstat -an after visiting a site with tons of ads? Yeah I bet you'd find about 10 different connections from China after a minute or two of browsing.
-5/10 system error on that troll fail.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bullcrap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i have personally build CIA firewalls that have been tested with strict string theory & quantum physics.


Testing firewalls with particle accelerators?
LOL YUR TRACEROUTE DIDNT EVEN BOUNCE? FOR REALZ WHAT A BAD HACKER, DID U FIND DA CHINA HUB HE WAS CONNECTIN FRM? CAUSE IF U DID, U CAN GO SEARCH HOUSES IN THE AREA THEY SUPPLY INTERWEBS 1by1 AND GET UR LOOTZ
10/10
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"i have been in the industry for 48 years as a security technician"

interwebs only been around since 1991.
He said "security technician". This can mean he worked as a security guard or for an alarm company. :D

Also, +1 OP. Very humorous. Sounds like something I'd hear on 24.
i got hacked still.

impossible
IMPOSSIBRU!!
Posts: 26
10/10, understood reference
POST IMAGE OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN
Edited by EiYuu#1181 on 5/29/2012 3:32 AM PDT
i LOLd, good !@#$.
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