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Great post Woden, or should we call you Long Beard, Wise one, Long Beard, Grimnir, Enemy of Wolf, Brother of Villi, Father of Balder, Son of Borr, Deceiver, Riddler, Lord of Ghost, The Blind Guest, Spear Charger, Sheild Breaker, Helm Bearer, Ripper, God of Battle, Hanged One, Gallows Burden, Maked One, Wanderer, Wise One, Teacher of Gods, Glory Giver, God of Runes, Wednesday....
So I'm Odin, the All-Father; I am Iron Grim, the One-Eyed. I'm the Longbeard, Lord of Ghosts, Wise One... you get the idea. My gaming rig is engraved with protective runes, and my firewall is a wall manned by Heimdell, who sees and hears any threat to the residents of Asgard. Every day at sunrise, my entire system is massaged with a poultice of angelica, burdock, comfrey, dill, and moss provided by Eir while a healing galdr is chanted over it. My ISP is two ravens that bring me news of all the happenings in the world and is always 100% stable and secure, personally watched over by the birds. Don't ask me how they do it; I'm not spending another day on that damn tree just to find out. It's powered by human sacrifice, although I have no idea how this could be relevant; I've just seen others with the same problem posting it.
Dear All-father, send me Thor and I will give you all your gears and monies back,
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