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i forget the exact quote, but when kormac does the ritual to get his memory back and finds out his order tortured him for no reason. was pretty WTF moment hearing the guy who loved his order 24/7 get depressed and then angry, you could really hear it in his voice.
if you want to hear it, beat diablo and start talking to the followers that come beside you before ending the game, often times you have to listen to one of the options before a new option is unlocked and the process repeats several times. the other followers also have good quotes that are only available after diablo dies but before quitting game, so be careful you dont leave too soon.
while in act II with templar
templar: the scoundrel told me that the women here are looking at me.
DH: its a scandal that these women here like you?
templer: I have taken a vow and these women are not helping!
while at act III with scoundrel
scoundrel: ok thats it! straight and narrow it is from now on.
monk: what made you say that?
scoundrel: these demons don't need any more power.
Scoundrel: You seem to think that my life is full of ease.
Templar: It is.
Scoundrel: Thievery is hard work. Priceless gems don't just leap in my pockets, you know!
Scoundrel: What is your deepest wish?
Templar: To serve my order valorously.
Templar: You sound disappointed.
Scoundrel: My wish is to be incredibly wealthy and surrounded by beautiful women. Yours is simply lacking by comparison.
Scoundrel: I wonder if there's a jeweled crown on that head over there?
Scoundrel: A golden amulet, perhaps?
Scoundrel: Oh come on! An earring?
Monk: No, stop it.
Leah: Are there any female Templars in your order?
Templar: To my knowledge, no.
Leah: ...Shouldn't the order accept anyone willing to fight evil?
Templar: Uh, I'll bring it up at the next meeting.
Scoundrel: I'll catch up with you later, I'm going to take a quick nap under that fern over there... nevermind, there appears to be a pile of demon spoor underneath it.
My favorite by far
I can't fight a Highland Walker in Inferno without her dying that way. Her masterpiece though was this exchange:
Enchantress (returns to life): My condition has improved!
(Runs into six pools of poison left behind by dead mobs, dies again.)
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