"So Diablo 3 is a pretty fun game…kinda. Like nearly every Blizzard title to date it has sold out faster than a vending machine crammed with !@#$%^- in Charlie Sheen’s dressing room and will consume countless hours of your already sad life. I guess part of the appeal is that the skill level required is so pathetically low that anyone who has played Hungry Hungry Hippos or Whack-A-Mole will feel right at home. While I’ve mostly enjoyed my time with Diablo 3, I feel the need to point out its flaws and make it feel horrible about itself to protect my own fragile self esteem.
First of all, I’m an old schooler. I foamed at the mouth after watching the Diablo promo video on the Warcraft 2: Tides of Darkness disc in 1995 and played the *!@# out of it to hold me over until Ultima Online in 1997. In 2000 I risked exposing myself as a huge dork to my cool girlfriend when Diablo 2 launched and shrieked like a girl as I read the back of the box on the way home. I get Diablo. I grew up on the $%^-. It’s also been a long time since we saw a new title in the series. Twelve years in fact from Diablo 2: Lord of Destruction to Diablo 3, but I think many people can agree the series didn’t age as well as we were hoping.
Visually the game is quite nice. The artwork, environments, cut scenes, spell effects and character animations are all first class and make you feel like you dropped a tab of acid. Going on a killing frenzy with your friends like white cops in LA makes your heart race, screaming for more. But as soon as the action stops, you’re instantly bored like listening to your wife talk about menopause. Those are essentially the two emotions you will feel while playing. Supreme boredom and mild amusement which will regularly flop back and forth like Kevin Smith trying to get out of bed without the aid of a forklift...."
The rest is on his site called Nakedrobber.com Has a couple funny pictures too but I don't know how to post them here.