Diablo® III

THREE TIMES IN A ROW within about 20 minutes.

I kill an elite pack with the enchantress.
She starts to say "I learned much from that battle"
But before she finishes her sentence she dies by standing in molten, or whatever the mob had.

THREE TIMES.

EDIT: What are your amusing times with your follower?

If you stay in one place to long, say your quickly finishing lunch or doing something else while in Tristram, The Templar will complain about not being able to fight evil if you're jsut standing still.

There a wor- (dies)

Its nice that they cut off the speech when they die. I have yet to actually see the templar say "can we fight more like that?" after we kill one after he dies.

There a wor- (dies)

Its nice that they cut off the speech when they die. I have yet to actually see the templar say "can we fight more like that?" after we kill one after he dies.

+1!

Enchantress. Loves to turn my wizard into a chicken and sometimes both of us at the same time. I just have to laugh.

while in act 3 the templar (Kormac) complains about the cold if you're a barb he responds with "Grow some stones Kormac"

If there is a mob that leaves a poison pool on the ground after death, a follower WILL stand in it and die. The enchantress seems fondest of these pools.

She also is fond of saying "I learned much from that battle" when it lasted five seconds because I hit the pack with Earthquake. What did she learn, how to abuse an AOE when farming the earlier levels? Cause that's about it...

Best I've ever had was the Templar dying horribly to a group that I had to finish off alone, he said "I could do that again!" when he got up.

the best is with the male barb and the chantress when she says she like some kind of food and asks the barb if he has any and he replies "I just have some salty meat"

I think my templar may be retarded. When I went to kill Jondar all he did throughout the fight was stand facing a wall doing nothing. Then right after he joined my party we killed a pair of zombies and he said something along the lines of, "We've killed so many I've lost count"

Scoundrel: look at that thing over there, lets kill it.

Scoundrel: i dont fight far.

Scoundrel: angry naked women are attacking me? this is my summer in Westmatch all over again.

Enchantress: will you study with me?
Scoundrel: thieves have there own studies.
Enchantress: surely you jest.
Scoundrel: perhaps the world is not as simple as it seems from up there.
Enchantress: up where?
Scoundrel: your ivory tower

lmao you gotta love the !@#$ this guy says xD, btw does anyone know what he was implying when he told the enchantress her ivory tower? is he saying shes slow or that her head is in the clouds?

Kill a molten enemy
"I thought that went well!"
Forget the enemy was molten and run straight into the explosion and die.
Right.
As.
He.
Says that.

Scoundrel: look at that thing over there, lets kill it.

Scoundrel: i dont fight far.

Scoundrel: angry naked women are attacking me? this is my summer in Westmatch all over again.

Enchantress: will you study with me?
Scoundrel: thieves have there own studies.
Enchantress: surely you jest.
Scoundrel: perhaps the world is not as simple as it seems from up there.
Enchantress: up where?
Scoundrel: your ivory tower

lmao you gotta love the !@#$ this guy says xD, btw does anyone know what he was implying when he told the enchantress her ivory tower? is he saying shes slow or that her head is in the clouds?

Ivory tower is originally from the Bible, but when you say that to someone it implies that their concerns/thoughts are frivolous or condescending. Similar concept to the "high horse".

*destroy a stump*
Enchantress: We have won!

"When I think of the men back at the order, slinging their spears at..." as I logged off.

Enchantress: Im hungry do you think we have wine and bread ?
Male Witch Doctor: *smug voice* All I got is this dried lizard.
Enchantress: :/ Oh well it was worth a try.

I LOLd pretty hard.

"If we stand here much longer I am going to rob you, just so you know"

This makes me lol everytime..

Witch Doctor: Have you ever robbed a tomb?
Scoundrel: Is it really robbing if they don't need it anymore?

Proceed to loot every. Single. Dead body.

Taking forever to down some ridiculous affix combo, only for our much loved Scoundrel to say "Again!"

NO LYNDON, NO.