Diablo® III

Funniest or Most Random Item Names?

I was wondering what every bodies funniest and most random item names they've come across was. I'll start.


1h Mace - Doom Man Hammer
Boots - Cat Stompers
Gloves - Lady Puncher
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"Thick Third Eye"
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Glorious Doom Hammer of Doom.
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ME3 players know what I'm talking about.
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Jester's crack.
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Warcraft - Pants (Blizzard ran out of idea to name their item XD)
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True Crusher of Souls.
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100 Blood Elf Paladin
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The Blade -- 1H Sword
The Skin -- Chest
The Pendant -- Amulet
Edited by Arcrave#1191 on 6/4/2012 4:29 AM PDT
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Hawk Shock...

I saw this bow on the AH earlier today.

Say this name 5 times fast.
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Touch Confession
Genesis Genesis
Medicine Strategy
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flawless breast ^_^
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100 Dwarf Hunter
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There was a post yesterday with a belt called a "Raging stra pon" (minus the space)

My favorite I've seen in-game though is either Hammer Pants (which cannot be touched) or Socketed Unspeakable Thing of Blind Rage.

Also, nice link earlier for a Marauder shield....hate those things so much.
Edited by Khelbin#1265 on 6/4/2012 4:33 AM PDT
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ME3 players know what I'm talking about.

I want one :).
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Flesh breast :E
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85 Troll Shaman
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Black Backhand - mildly racist fist weapon
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Black Kicks - mildly racist boots
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The other day I saw a 1h axe in the auction house...

"Cut Wind"
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Thrusting Hammer.
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Native Might - Midly racist pants


Also The Dam - Shield
Edited by Zain#1223 on 6/4/2012 6:47 AM PDT
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