Diablo® III

Funniest or Most Random Item Names?

The Hooves - Boots

Reminded me of My Little Pony..
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06/04/2012 04:20 AMPosted by Bombz
"Thick Third Eye"


saw this almost right next to a "thick binding rope" ...kinky

but my vote would have to go to a 2h mighty weapon "Black Crack"
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Griswold's Worn Edge
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deathstar --- 1hand sword.

ultimate weapon so i guess`?
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Charred herb
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Helm - The Helmet
Ring - The Ring

in retrospect I really should have kept them.
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Raiding raid sword of raiding

Yep.....


And you can get Raiding Randy, absolutely free!
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http://imgur.com/Esm5m

ME3 players know what I'm talking about.


Ah ME3's last boss.


lol, my gf loves ME3
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another good one is the "Brooch of Mutilation"
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Racist Monk fist "Black Beater"
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"Fist Desire" 1h fist
and
"Hand Infection" 1h fist
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My Enchantress's ammy is "Death Star"
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06/13/2012 02:42 AMPosted by BlackBerry
Kwan Dao is actually the funniest name for me because it's pronounce exactly the same in my Language (Im from VietNam ), i was wondering is there any staff from Blizz Vietnamese lol


so is it in cantonese i believe.

edit: yeah, here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guan_dao
Edited by x0pht#1639 on 1/4/2013 11:36 AM PST
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I once found a wand named "The Stem"

It's DPS was 420
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I got a horribly rolled mace called Awful Prize

also a sword named Darkness Savior which sounded so angsty that I couldn't stop laughing
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Lost Boys - Legendary boots :P
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You know you can look up these items on diablo progress and there are no cat stompers or lady punchers. Atleast nobody is wearing them.
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I got a horribly rolled mace called Awful Prize

also a sword named Darkness Savior which sounded so angsty that I couldn't stop laughing


Awful prize is a ring.. Lol sorry im bored
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I think the enchantress special allows for some really funny ones, my fave is:

Herb of War
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