Diablo® III

Funniest or Most Random Item Names?

Dread Lance.
Literally rolled a Unid Dread Lance named Dread Lance.

Edit: just noticed this was 5 months ago. lol w/e
Edited by Dunder#1207 on 1/4/2013 2:57 PM PST
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Just Passin' By
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Mighty Crack
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06/04/2012 04:30 AMPosted by chainsnrose
flawless breast ^_^

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Busty Crank
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Bloody Gash. 1h sword
Cycle Path, ring
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Trolls interceptor.
War Troll.
Strangle Mark.
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Rare Daibo staff: "Bloody Crack"
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biting bite
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the unnameable....

someone got lazy
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Black Beating - claw

Racist humor
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Penetrating Desire: Rare Wand

Best one yet!
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Fist Malady - monk weapon
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Midnight Pounder - mighty weapon
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'terrible weapon' ( in my stash atm, usually use it on my wiz / wd )

1050 dps
107 int
65% crit
2.70% ls
1 open socket

not too shabby at all!
Edited by Razor#1728 on 8/1/2013 9:12 AM PDT
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ring - strange testimony
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Lost boys?


The monk (priest) woulda been happier if it was: "Lost little boys".

I find it hella random... sorry I had to pull that one out of my hat D:<
Edited by Drael#2885 on 8/1/2013 9:14 AM PDT
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I used to have some racists fists.
White Power & Black Beating worth tons of luls
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ME3 players know what I'm talking about.

Hahaha LOL it's that most powerful final boss ever in a game.
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