I was able to verify that Game Master Vouthan sent up details regarding this situation to our Quality Assurance team.
Outside of this, we are unable to tinker with Auction House issues as Game Masters have very limited functionality when it comes to supporting Diablo III.
I'm really sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused. :/
Game Master Lydryna
I had to re read that after my head exploded. Whether you like it or not Blizzard, you have become a financial services company. You can not simply dismiss financial transaction failures and expect customers to eat the loss with your condolences. It's literally a crime, called wire fraud, which I am thoroughly documenting to report to my local FBI office.
edit: In case a blue sees this and wants to non-troll support, the order ID was 288450478
edit2: Proof for people who think I'm trolling or don't believe:
Yes, their support is trolling that hard.