Post Your Favorite Diablo Joke
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one day azmodon and belal (cant spell them, so i will call them A and B) led an army against humans in the future (middle ages). The army destroyed a french army and met a english army at agincourt. when asked by A if the flanks were defended B said yes. well the english surrounded them at the flanks and killed all demons. at the abyss, A yelled at B, "I thought you protected the flanks!" B smiled and said, "I lied."
sorry about spelling. |
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*Farming Inferno*
Character: "I hate this game, I hate this game, I hate this game." *Finds level 63 ultra-rare item.* Character: "I love this game!" |
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*Farming Inferno* Your first few jokes were great (About six? Up through Ghom at weight watchers) The rest just sound bitter. |
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Well that one in particular was a re-do of the old golf joke... replace "Farming Inferno" with "Playing Golf" and the item with "Nice shot!".
Personally, I think the at home alcohol delivery was a great idea, shame no one replied to that... Bitter? Maybe. I was just trying for different types of humor. There's already threads on limericks, haiku and other humor, so I went for situational, a top 10 list, sarcasm and the one day I was just having a bad Monday... Anyway... back to work.
Edited by Melancholy#1609 on 7/6/2012 1:50 PM PDT
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A monk, the Butcher and Diablo all sat down at a Subway to eat some lunch. Amazing haha, can I please repost in general forum if I give you credit, needs to be spread lolololol |
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aurial and tyrial see a criminal get off easy in court. tyrial says "is there no justice?" aurial says, I hope not!" and uses the black soulstone and conquers the universe but gets killed by a monk. the end.
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Of course you can. :) |
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I made these today.
Why couldnt Baal find any Legendary's while listening to his zune? He wasnt using Mp3!!! and then Skeleton King walks into a bar and orders a drink. Bartender asks where he came from and he says "my first stand up act". Bartender says well how did it go? Skeleton King replies "Tough Crown" LOL |
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His concept of eternity is obviously much shorter than it is for most people. lol After defeating Ghom ... Kormac: "Aaah, the scent of battle saturates the air!" _____________________________________________________ New expansion class: Alchemist Resource: Orichalcum - Charged directly to account, $1 US = 2,000 OR You can refill your Orichalcum Orb by right clicking on it to quickly and securely add a charge to your Blizzard Account™ http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/6673/alchemist.png I LOLed hard when I saw that pic. ;)
Edited by Starblazer#1223 on 2/17/2013 11:39 PM PST
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My favourite Diablo joke includes ALL the videos prior to release, specially those that were way better than the actual game xD
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The 'Lost' level
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