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Character: "I hate this game, I hate this game, I hate this game."
*Finds level 63 ultra-rare item.*
Character: "I love this game!"
A monk, the Butcher and Diablo all sat down at a Subway to eat some lunch.
Monk: Hey Butcher, how's the sandwich?
Butcher: Vegetables bad! Meat good!
Monk: Yeah, I noticed you picking off all the lettuce over there. How about you, Big D? D?
*Diablo stands at the counter, still finishing his order.*
Diablo: You will never finish my ssssandwich, my armiesss are too powerful!
Sandwich Artist: Here you go sir, all done. Your friends already paid for you.
*Hands Diablo his sandwich.*
Diablo: It mattersss not that you made my sssandwich, you will never hand me my cookiessss!
Sandwich Artist: Here you go, sir.
*Hands Diablo two chocolate chip cookies.*
*Diablo opens his mouth to speak, then closes it and shakes his horned head. He walks over and sits with the others.*
Diablo: How tastessss your sssandwich, Nephalem?
Monk: Pretty awesome. I asked him to make me one with everything.
06/24/2012 10:13 PMPosted by OrderSixSixThe Skeleton King: "You will NEVER defeat me!"
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