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one day azmodon and belal (cant spell them, so i will call them A and B) led an army against humans in the future (middle ages). The army destroyed a french army and met a english army at agincourt. when asked by A if the flanks were defended B said yes. well the english surrounded them at the flanks and killed all demons. at the abyss, A yelled at B, "I thought you protected the flanks!" B smiled and said, "I lied."

sorry about spelling.
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*Farming Inferno*

Character: "I hate this game, I hate this game, I hate this game."

*Finds level 63 ultra-rare item.*

Character: "I love this game!"
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*Farming Inferno*

Character: "I hate this game, I hate this game, I hate this game."

*Finds level 63 ultra-rare item.*

Character: "I love this game!"

Your first few jokes were great (About six? Up through Ghom at weight watchers)

The rest just sound bitter.
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Well that one in particular was a re-do of the old golf joke... replace "Farming Inferno" with "Playing Golf" and the item with "Nice shot!".

Personally, I think the at home alcohol delivery was a great idea, shame no one replied to that...

Bitter? Maybe. I was just trying for different types of humor. There's already threads on limericks, haiku and other humor, so I went for situational, a top 10 list, sarcasm and the one day I was just having a bad Monday...

Anyway... back to work.
Edited by Melancholy#1609 on 7/6/2012 1:50 PM PDT
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A monk, the Butcher and Diablo all sat down at a Subway to eat some lunch.

Monk: Hey Butcher, how's the sandwich?

Butcher: Vegetables bad! Meat good!

Monk: Yeah, I noticed you picking off all the lettuce over there. How about you, Big D? D?

*Diablo stands at the counter, still finishing his order.*

Diablo: You will never finish my ssssandwich, my armiesss are too powerful!

Sandwich Artist: Here you go sir, all done. Your friends already paid for you.

*Hands Diablo his sandwich.*

Diablo: It mattersss not that you made my sssandwich, you will never hand me my cookiessss!

Sandwich Artist: Here you go, sir.

*Hands Diablo two chocolate chip cookies.*

*Diablo opens his mouth to speak, then closes it and shakes his horned head. He walks over and sits with the others.*

Diablo: How tastessss your sssandwich, Nephalem?

Monk: Pretty awesome. I asked him to make me one with everything.

Amazing haha, can I please repost in general forum if I give you credit, needs to be spread lolololol
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06/20/2012 01:14 PMPosted by Andrew
The Diablo III storyline.
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aurial and tyrial see a criminal get off easy in court. tyrial says "is there no justice?" aurial says, I hope not!" and uses the black soulstone and conquers the universe but gets killed by a monk. the end.
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07/06/2012 06:01 PMPosted by yummygurl
Amazing haha, can I please repost in general forum if I give you credit, needs to be spread lolololol

Of course you can. :)
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I lol'd at this one:

06/01/2012 06:37 PMPosted by xXPulseXx
Hi everyone, I'm Azmodan! Let me tell you how my evil plan is going. I will update you every step of the way via my Twitter account! See ya'll later!
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I made these today.

Why couldnt Baal find any Legendary's while listening to his zune?

He wasnt using Mp3!!!

and then

Skeleton King walks into a bar and orders a drink. Bartender asks where he came from and he says "my first stand up act". Bartender says well how did it go? Skeleton King replies "Tough Crown"

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06/24/2012 10:13 PMPosted by OrderSixSix
The Skeleton King: "You will NEVER defeat me!"

His concept of eternity is obviously much shorter than it is for most people. lol

After defeating Ghom ...
Kormac: "Aaah, the scent of battle saturates the air!"
New expansion class: Alchemist
Resource: Orichalcum - Charged directly to account, $1 US = 2,000 OR
You can refill your Orichalcum Orb by right clicking on it to quickly and securely add a charge to your Blizzard Account™


I LOLed hard when I saw that pic. ;)
Edited by Starblazer#1223 on 2/17/2013 11:39 PM PST
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My favourite Diablo joke includes ALL the videos prior to release, specially those that were way better than the actual game xD
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The 'Lost' level
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06/19/2012 06:27 PMPosted by Taedirk
Jay Wilson: We get lots of compliments on the story and dialogue.

One of my favorites.
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I played diablo 3...
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