one day azmodon and belal (cant spell them, so i will call them A and B) led an army against humans in the future (middle ages). The army destroyed a french army and met a english army at agincourt. when asked by A if the flanks were defended B said yes. well the english surrounded them at the flanks and killed all demons. at the abyss, A yelled at B, "I thought you protected the flanks!" B smiled and said, "I lied."
sorry about spelling.
Your first few jokes were great (About six? Up through Ghom at weight watchers)
The rest just sound bitter.
Well that one in particular was a re-do of the old golf joke... replace "Farming Inferno" with "Playing Golf" and the item with "Nice shot!".
Personally, I think the at home alcohol delivery was a great idea, shame no one replied to that...
Bitter? Maybe. I was just trying for different types of humor. There's already threads on limericks, haiku and other humor, so I went for situational, a top 10 list, sarcasm and the one day I was just having a bad Monday...
Anyway... back to work.
Edited by Melancholy#1609 on 7/6/2012 1:50 PM PDT
A monk, the Butcher and Diablo all sat down at a Subway to eat some lunch.
Amazing haha, can I please repost in general forum if I give you credit, needs to be spread lolololol
I made these today.
Why couldnt Baal find any Legendary's while listening to his zune?
He wasnt using Mp3!!!
Skeleton King walks into a bar and orders a drink. Bartender asks where he came from and he says "my first stand up act". Bartender says well how did it go? Skeleton King replies "Tough Crown"
His concept of eternity is obviously much shorter than it is for most people. lol
After defeating Ghom ...
Kormac: "Aaah, the scent of battle saturates the air!"
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I LOLed hard when I saw that pic. ;)
Edited by Starblazer#1223 on 2/17/2013 11:39 PM PST
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