Diablo® III

My daily hardcore routine.

Step 1 - Log in.

Step 2 - Search AH for "Helm of Command" to no success.

Step 3 - Search Plans: Helm of Command to no success.

Step 4 - Smash head against keyboard for 5 minutes. Repeat Step 2.
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Step 1 - Log in

Step 2 - Think about going into the Field of Misery in Inferno

Step 3 - Switch character and play an alt.

Step 4 - Hmm.. I seem to have 3 level 40 alts....=[
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step 1 - log in

step 2 - wonder if the lag is the servers or me

step 3 - play an alt because i dont want to lose my level 60

step 4 - get bored and play my level 60 anyways

step 5 - disconnect

step 6 - pray
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step 1 - log in

step 2 - Kill goblins

step 3 - log out
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step 1 - log in

step 2 - do azmodan run

step 3 - find nothing of value

step 4 - log off
Edited by Seanusphere#6633 on 6/24/2012 2:34 AM PDT
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step 1 - log in (happy)

step 2 - go softcore (feel happy but very very unsatisfied)

step 3 - beat the living daylights out of various packs and bosses in hell (feel excited for inferno)

step 4 - earn some exp (become bored)

step 5 - look at familiar hardcore chars and feel utterly blessed to still have 5 alive about level 20 with the record of a level 42 barb
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Step 1 - Log in

Step 2 - Find a merchant selling dyes at half price in Act II Oasis

Step 3 - Fill up stash with various dyes

Step 4 - Sell dyes on AH

Step 5 - ????

Step 6 - Profit.
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Step 1 - Login Diablo 3

Step 2 - Check if items sold on AH.

Step 3 - Search for a public game.

Step 4 - Find no one in public games and quit.

Step 5 - Login forums.

Step 6 - Roam around and get laughs from funny posts like MattZed strategy.
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No, I actually do the above. Gets gold faster than farming.
Edited by MattZed#1104 on 6/24/2012 3:16 AM PDT
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90 Orc Shaman
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Posts: 962
Step 1 - Login to Diablo III.

Step 2 - Decide on which class to finish the current Act with today, wishing that somehow the Demon Hunter would just go play itself.

Step 3 - Do a bunch of stupid things that nearly get my character killed.

Step 4 - Kill Belial anyway.

Step 5 - Vow not to do it again until the next day.
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Step 1 - Log in

Step 2 - Think about going into the Field of Misery in Inferno

Step 3 - Switch character and play an alt.

Step 4 - Hmm.. I seem to have 3 level 40 alts....=[


You and me both. Hopefully when they're all in inferno I'll man up and run a1.
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85 Undead Rogue
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Posts: 625
Step 1 - Log in

Step 2 - Take my A2 port to Alcarnus and find goblins.

Step 3 - Find goblin

Step 4 - Realize that I'm still a monk

Step 5 - margaritas!
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90 Blood Elf Paladin
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Posts: 94
Step 1: Open Diablo 3
Step 1a: Open Google Chrome, browse to d2jsp hardcore trade forum

Step 2: Go to Char select screen
Step 2a: Browse auctions on trade forum

Step 3: Start killing !@#$ in either Hell (if I want to just faceroll with some MF gear) or Inferno (if I want to faceroll without MF gear)
Step 3a: Post on gearz I might want

Step 4: Eventually go afk long enough that I leave game and lose stacks.
Step 4a: Check auctions on D3 AH

Step 5: List items for what I feel are good prices (you know it was a "good" price and a decent item if the item sells within 45 minutes of listing)
Step 5a: Consider logging back in

Step 6: Open incognito window

Step 7: redtube ^^
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Step 1 - Log in

Step 2 - Take my A2 port to Alcarnus and find goblins.

Step 3 - Find goblin

Step 4 - Realize that I'm still a monk

Step 5 - margaritas!


hahahah;)
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Step 1 - Log in

Step 2 - Sees lag, leave game

Step 3 - Browse AH, nothing good

Step 4 - Exit game and cry
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Step 1 - Login Diablo 3

Step 2 - Check if items sold on AH.

Step 3 - Search for a public game in inferno

Step 4 - Join public inferno game

Step 5 - ??

Step 6 - Profit
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Step 1 - Log In

Step 2 - Get high

Step 3 - .....I forget

Step 4 - Grab some munchies

Step 5 - Pass out

Step 6 - Wake up, try to remember Step 3

Step 7 - Repeat =D
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I generally wake up hungover. I will then go straight to my computer to see if any idiot purchased one of my over priced AH items. After that I go down stairs and open the fridge, and realize the milk is bad and that I'm out of raisin bran. I yell at my mom and tell her to fix that !@#$. I log back on and message my friends to see if they got anything for me, of course I give nothing in return. Then I go to an adult website with the thought of the female barbarian in mind while I take care of myself. When I'm finished with my final feliz, I start texting my friend who has lost around 5 characters in the 50's that has never made it to 60. I'll log back on to see if I can't find any req level reduction steals at AH. I go back to the adult website, and repeat. I'll get back on d3 to look at my own profile and how cool it looks to other people, and how I could make it appeal better. I will go through my dead characters, have clear hindsight of what happened, start playing again and die in the same fashion. I then go to an adult website and repeat.
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Step 1 - Log In

Step 2 - Think about farming act1 but too boring

Step 3 - Check AH

Step 4 - Read forum

Step 5 - Logout
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lol
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