Diablo® III

Diablo Raps

Spit your illest diablo raps here haha.
I was bored a made a rap about wizards thought some other players might find it fun to put some rhymes to their favorite character.

Yo I may be just be a kid
But if you want my loot you'll have to make a bid
So shut up while I shoot
!@#$ing lasers out my finger tips 
Emptying my whole arcane clip
My magic blades never miss
They are like a kiss
From the grim reaper
They call me the sweeper
Because I clean the screen 
Demons think I'm mean
Like I have anger management 
Call me Charley sheen 
My attacks never cease like a war machine
Your death will be unforeseen 
Because I strike from a far 
It doesn't matter where you are
Death will find you
There's nothing you can do
My magic will penetrate right through
And my ways to escape include more than two
Who needs a potion that is mythical
I am invincible 
As I climb to the pinnacle 
My strikes are unpredictable 
Like the uncertainty principle
My spec is original 
Causing me and death to be immiscible
Diablo doesn't dare spit my name
Because when I take aim 
I put diablo's lame flames to shame
And to all those who proclaim 
This to be a bad game
Because every difficulty is all the same
Need to be patience and wait
For the update 
And in the mean time try not to get overweight 

Just straight up posted it didn't edit or anything haha hope you enjoy
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I can already think of ways to improve your rap:

1. Get a microphone.
2. Find a good beat.
3. Make a youtube video.

Come back when you're done.
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Oh I'm not trying to do all that I was just bored and some instrumental beats came up on pandora while I was playing but yeah I'm sure there are a lot of improvements that could be made more just did it for fun though feel free to post some of your ideas
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Aww...because I was hoping to see a video.
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As I climb to the pinnacle
My strikes are unpredictable
Like the uncertainty principle


Kudos for the Heisenberg reference.

07/18/2012 09:13 PMPosted by Alexander333
Causing me and death to be immiscible


I'm thinking chemistry or physics major... Hmmm...

Entertaining!
Edited by Melancholy#1609 on 7/19/2012 2:51 PM PDT
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Haha yeah I'm going for engineering but let's hear some more rhymes don't be shy.
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This game is lame
the only reason it sold a lot of copies
was cuz it rode on D2's fame
Loots are crap, I'd uh rather go fap
zippity zap fap fap
Azmodan's fat head keeps talking smack
and why is tyrael suddenly black?
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07/22/2012 12:04 PMPosted by AsianMagus
and why is tyrael suddenly black?


u got a problem with that?

Loots are crap, I'd uh rather go fapzippity zap fap fap


wow, u couldnt find anything better?

07/22/2012 12:04 PMPosted by AsianMagus
This game is lame


proove it

07/22/2012 12:04 PMPosted by AsianMagus
Azmodan's fat head keeps talking smack


now that i agree

the only reason it sold a lot of copieswas cuz it rode on D2's fame


who dosnt buy new games popular series?

As I climb to the pinnacle My strikes are unpredictable Like the uncertainty principle
Kudos for the Heisenberg reference.
Causing me and death to be immiscible
I'm thinking chemistry or physics major... Hmmm...Entertaining!


agree

I can already think of ways to improve your rap:1. Get a microphone.2. Find a good beat.3. Make a youtube video.Come back when you're done.


comon plz?

id be fun video unless voice is corny or something.

quotes kinda messed up
Edited by WitchDoctor#1834 on 7/24/2012 8:26 PM PDT
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My voice isnt corny i just dont have a mic,
and i rather spend my cash on a brand new pair of nikes.
That would much more likely impress women that i like,
but sit back and get ready for another lyrical strike.
AsianMagus you say d3 is lame,
but blizz isnt to blame.
They had to rush the game out
so kids like you wouldnt pout.
Let pvp be released and see if you still have doubt
about how great this game can be,
and if you think fapping is better you really should try some p***y.
If this rap offends you dont take it personally,
and before you try to flee
realize im just playing my roll as a diablo emcee.
But please take your negativity
somewhere else we dont want it here,
and a used up tissue can be your souvenir.
But just remember this wasn't meant to dis
ill hit you up later my wiz is going to battle some demons in the abyss.
Actually im in no rush to finish this.
Becasue you probably can't even think of another rap
but thats becasue your too busy...fap fap.
If you do feel inspired to take your hand out of your lap
i would be glad to see you type up a counterattack back.
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