Diablo® III

So we took the maintenance and ....

We had a super hardcore group of IT's and they said "yeah this is a very long maintenance day" SO I TOLD THEM TO DOUBLE IT!
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eh eh? anybody?
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Attention !@#$%. Pls go.
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Damn what time is it? Other servers are up.. why not Americas?
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Servers are down because ......... Failure in Backup Power Generator.

There is a tiny cage at Blizzard Entertainment, that contains a Gerbil. This Gerbil is named Freddy. Freddy's job is to run in his wheel, powering a small generator that supplies power to the backup systems for Blizzard Entertainment.

Today, Freddy died. It seems that SOMEONE FORGOT TO FEED HIM FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK. And now, they are attempting to find a replacement for Freddy, but a trip to the local pet stores discovered that they were sold out due to an Kindergarden science experiment. At this time, Blizzard employees are canvassing the local schools, searching for a student willing to get an "f" for "losing" his or her gerbil in exchange for a free copy of Starcraft 2 or World of Warcraft. The 5-year-olds are understandably confused, and say that their mommy and daddy wont like it if they get a bad grade. At this time, the company jet is being readied for an immediate flight to Canada, in search of gerbils who will come to our rescue.
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11/13/2012 01:19 PMPosted by BlackRot
We had a super hardcore group of IT's and they said "yeah this is a very long maintenance day" SO I TOLD THEM TO DOUBLE IT!


jays line.
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damn u freddy runnn you little muscle hamster run!!!
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Honestly if it meant servers were more stable and they'd get rid of botters, I wouldn't mind double time.

But that's not true, is it?
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Sadly they will not find any gerbils in Canada because they all are stuffed up Gary Bettman's colon.
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no you got it wrong ..

when they took the servers down for maintanence freddy got curious.. escaped his little enclosure and founf his way into the open server box.. and contacted something that sill had a charge..blowing up the server ..

now they are trying to replace freddy and the server
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