Diablo® III

Master Chief vs. Your Character

Let's be reasonable, you're not going to kill Spartan 117, but how long would you last against him?

I think I'd last about 2.3 seconds

Who can do better than that?
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Remember, magic always beats technology. No matter how amazing technology is, magic doesn't have rules attached to it. Therefore, it always wins (because it makes it up as it goes along).
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Yes, magic doesn't have the same rules attached, but I'll be D.A.M.N.E.D if Gordon Freeman wouldn't waste any of these chumps.
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11/08/2012 09:31 AMPosted by Hippyhell
Remember, magic always beats technology. No matter how amazing technology is, magic doesn't have rules attached to it. Therefore, it always wins (because it makes it up as it goes along).


Very true, however Master chief can jump.

=(
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Magic doesn't beat luck. And as we all know the master chief is made of luck
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Well the diablo 3 character would probably get nerfed and need to repurchase new gear on the AH while the Spartan is screaming racial obscenities in a 12 year olds voice. So the fight would last roughly 11 seconds. 1 seconds for the spartan to aim and fire (my all resist armor does nothing as usual), followed by a solid 10 seconds of the spartan crouching and standing up over the body.

But the fight wouldn't happen anyway because PVP is still not out.
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lol
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Well the diablo 3 character would probably get nerfed and need to repurchase new gear on the AH while the Spartan is screaming racial obscenities in a 12 year olds voice. So the fight would last roughly 11 seconds. 1 seconds for the spartan to aim and fire (my all resist armor does nothing as usual), followed by a solid 10 seconds of the spartan crouching and standing up over the body.

But the fight wouldn't happen anyway because PVP is still not out.


^
Rofl. This times infinity.
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Is Master Chief even going to be flagged as hostile? I can hear Rainier Wolfecastle saying "My Ghost Bomb, it does NOTHING" already.
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My character would win x1000 over. If he were to fight dom and marcus from GoW though.. i'd get smashed.
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11/08/2012 09:31 AMPosted by Hippyhell
Remember, magic always beats technology. No matter how amazing technology is, magic doesn't have rules attached to it. Therefore, it always wins (because it makes it up as it goes along).


Assuming that magic exists it would have rules as to how everything works. Otherwise spell effects would be totally random.

Sorry for the thread derailment.
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Master Cheif was definately nephalem
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whoa i never thought a blue visited this area of the forums.
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Throw on the WKL and electrocute his suit out of power or maybe it would be like Iron Man and power him up??
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Well the diablo 3 character would probably get nerfed and need to repurchase new gear on the AH while the Spartan is screaming racial obscenities in a 12 year olds voice. So the fight would last roughly 11 seconds. 1 seconds for the spartan to aim and fire (my all resist armor does nothing as usual), followed by a solid 10 seconds of the spartan crouching and standing up over the body.

But the fight wouldn't happen anyway because PVP is still not out.

This guy...lol
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11/08/2012 03:04 PMPosted by Bazinga
My character would win x1000 over. If he were to fight dom and marcus from GoW though.. i'd get smashed.
LOL
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11/08/2012 09:34 AMPosted by zip
Yes, magic doesn't have the same rules attached, but I'll be D.A.M.N.E.D if Gordon Freeman wouldn't waste any of these chumps.
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11/08/2012 03:02 PMPosted by Grimiku
Is Master Chief even going to be flagged as hostile? I can hear Rainier Wolfecastle saying "My Ghost Bomb, it does NOTHING" already.



In The Simpsons episode "Radioactive Man", during the acid flood segment, a line given by Rainier Wolfcastle is often falsely quoted as "The goggles, they do nothing!", when the actual line is "My eyes! The Goggles Do Nothing!"


http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeamMeUpScotty
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