Diablo® III

Jelly Scrubs?

I keep seeing this come up in various threads, and my wife wanted me to find out more about it. How moisturized can she expect her skin to be after use? Do national chain stores carry them or will she need to find a locally-owned beauty shop? Can any lady players out there recommend a brand? Is the actual fruit jelly contained in the product or are they really just creams using fruit seeds as an ingredient? Are there any other beauty products she should avoid using if she tries one?
Edited by Anomie#1322 on 11/15/2012 3:05 PM PST
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I went to my childs school to meet with his teacher and talk about an up coming field trip. I heard one of the kids in the hall ask another child if they were jelly. These children were around 7-9 years old. So I am pretty sure its a small childs way of asking if someone is jealous but it seems its caught on with some of the more child like of the gaming community also.
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Damn it, LSU, you are not supposed to tell me what I already know. You are supposed to go along with the gag that whenever that comes up, people are talking about some sort of beauty product. ;)
Edited by Anomie#1322 on 11/15/2012 3:13 PM PST
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Damn it, LSU, you are not supposed to tell me what I already know. You are supposed to go along with the gag that whenever that comes up, people are talking about some sort of beauty product. ;)


Oh! Let me try again. I like to relax with a nice cup of tea and a jelly scrub after a long day of yard work.
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Much better! :)
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My wife likes jelly. Maybe she'll be more supportive of my gaming habit if I get her some while gaming. And she scrubs her face regularly, though not typically using jelly.
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When this is mentioned, I usually see QQ along with it, maybe QQ is a brand or something..... I'm just nto enough into the whole beauty thing to follow the new fads well enough, but I think QQ or perhaps Whine or maybe Noob is a brand..... not too sure, I still use the old school brands of don't care essential oils to relax.... I'm just like that.
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We do a fair bit of canning. Home made jelly is easy to make & is a great gift. Have seen my wife put it on toast & bagels, but have never seen her wash her face with it, or take a jar of it with her to bath. Have also never seen her wash/bath with axle grease or sushi or pesto or raw toast. But we don't can any of that.....I think.
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I don't know about raw toast, but cooked toast is sort of abrasive and may well make a good jelly scrub applicator. I think there may be some money in this ... I'll file the patents, we'll put your name on them.
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Also, my actual wife wants me to make clear that she thinks my fictional wife is an idiot. :D
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You told your actual wife about your fictional wife? That's so hc!
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I dunno. I didn't tell my fictional wife about my actual wife, so there might be some hell to pay there.
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dam this hardcore topic!!!!
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11/15/2012 06:07 PMPosted by Anomie
I dunno. I didn't tell my fictional wife about my actual wife, so there might be some hell to pay there.


Damn, I hoe your fictional wife doesn't have access to your characters.... this could get ugly
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QQ brand Jelly Scrubs. . .I love it!

Don't they sell alot of those over in the General Discussion Forums?

Seen a couple on here from time to time as well.

I hear they smell like little berries.
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1st.. I'm lmao

2nd.. toast should NEVER be used as a jelly applicator, only a man would suggest this.

3rd.. I suggest marionberry, but I'm more of a jam person I don't want to derail this thread by talking about jam though.

4th.. jelly scrubs aren't something you do as a wife, thats more for when you're first dating, like matching bra/undies thing. Maybe for an anniversary or holiday, but at this point your wife probably only buys jam
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Whats the difference between jelly and jam?

I cant jelly my d!*k in your mouth.
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11/16/2012 08:04 AMPosted by geology
2nd.. toast should NEVER be used as a jelly applicator, only a man would suggest this.


Thank you for saving me the expense of product testing. I had it all lined up, but now I can just cancel it and not go out of pocket myself.

Instead, I'll get someone else to license the patent and sink that money themselves. I'm so devious. twasbrillig, I think we should cut geology in on the proceeds. She can have half my share if you don't want to go straight thirds.
Edited by Anomie#1322 on 11/16/2012 9:01 AM PST
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Whats the difference between jelly and jam?

I cant jelly my d!*k in your mouth.


YESSSSSSS!
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Whats the difference between jelly and jam?

I cant jelly my d!*k in your mouth.

Even though that joke was in poor taste (get the pun?), I laughed.

Anomie, I'd be cool with a 4th of the fictional proceeds. I think twasbrillig should get a bonus for bringing up canning in a hardcore gaming thread anyway. That was the toughest thing I've read in weeks.
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