Diablo® III

Cannot connect to the game.

I've patched Diablo 3 this morning but it keeps saying that I must install the patch. I cannot access the game because it wants to patch over again. Please help.
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Go to ALL PROGRAMS and click herpderp
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Delete System32
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i just reinstall game everytime they do a service update takes foreever to do the update anyhow
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I think it's your intrawebz are all clogged, need to unplug your router and rinse it under cold running water.
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I can't either!? ZOMG HAXORS!! Reading is far beyond my comprehension so I come here to say I HAVE ISSUE!!!
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11/27/2012 07:19 AMPosted by Surly
I think it's your intrawebz are all clogged, need to unplug your router and rinse it under cold running water.

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im getting the same thing
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You haven't sewn the patch on correctly.
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This patch upgrades Diablo III from version to version
Installing Diablo III at "D:\Program Files (x86)\Diablo III\" on Tue Nov 27 08:30:15 2012.
Created file "C:\Program Files (x86)\Common Files\Blizzard Entertainment\Diablo III\Uninstall.xml".
Created file "D:\Program Files (x86)\Diablo III\Bnet\battle.net.dll".
Created file "D:\Program Files (x86)\Diablo III\Diablo III Launcher.exe".
Created file "D:\Program Files (x86)\Diablo III\Diablo III.exe".
Created file "D:\Program Files (x86)\Diablo III\fmodex.dll".
Created file "D:\Program Files (x86)\Diablo III\icudt49.dll".
Created file "D:\Program Files (x86)\Diablo III\icuin49.dll".
Created file "D:\Program Files (x86)\Diablo III\icuuc49.dll".
Created file "D:\Program Files (x86)\Diablo III\ijl15.dll".
Created file "D:\Program Files (x86)\Diablo III\InspectorReporter\BlizzardError.exe".
Created file "D:\Program Files (x86)\Diablo III\Logs\Blizzard Updater Log.html".
Created file "D:\Program Files (x86)\Diablo III\msvcp100.dll".
Created file "D:\Program Files (x86)\Diablo III\msvcr100.dll".
Deleted file "D:\Program Files (x86)\Diablo III\Microsoft.VC90.CRT.manifest".
Deleted file "D:\Program Files (x86)\Diablo III\Updates\d3-0-12811-Win-final.MPQ".
The update was successful.

And still in the log-in loop. It tell me to update... but update what???
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100 Tauren Warrior
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your harddrive is probably getting dusty. run a magnet over it, all the dust particles cling to the magnet.. cleans that bad boy right up.
Edited by Wazzu#1608 on 11/27/2012 7:23 AM PST
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Were you struck in the head playing lawn darts before they outlawed them?
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Make sure you check for stolen megahertz also.
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Same problem, patched but won't let me log in, says I need to patch. Endless loop.
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Me as well... Server status is that it is back up, but I wonder about that. Going to give it more time.
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Black maintenance bars our way!?

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Blizz controls players' login rates.
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