Diablo® III

LordRaahl your rival has arrived

Well, I amthinking he is fleeing very scared of the forum, in my most sincerest truth i am convinced!

Pride has turned him to the dark side, but he is not a lost cause yet!


Do you and Raahl LARP together or something?
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No i warped in another time than he :)
Edited by Nocturnal#2168 on 12/4/2012 3:30 PM PST
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THIS IS BLASPHEMY!
THIS IS MADNESS!!

Greetings mortals!! and rejoice, for I have returned!!
To pass judgement on this thread so that it will burn!!
Yo, check it, This here is an attempt to assassinate the lord,
But my legend cannot die, so you've just played the wrong chord!

The Sith has no rival, I am the only presence in this monk cosmo!
Your lack of variety disappoints me, your builds show the same exact identity!!
But the Force is strong in you, although still weak and not as cool...
So humble yourself before the gods, don't get cocky and be a fool.

I am but a simple wanderer doing the bidding of the gods...
so there's no reason for you to get jealous of the lord.
My mission is to bring justice to the world of the monks,
you are just blinded by greed, your heart is tainted and wrong!

My guide is made to connect with mortals' fantasy,
While your thread just reeks of arrogance and mindless envy.
The Wall of Wisdom was created for the greater Good,
while Your post here just stinks of badly spoiled food.

Your builds are just a beginner's spell-craft,
the gods above, seeing them, they doth laugh!
But I applaud you, young one, and give an A for effort...
Keep up the good work; just don't troll me, for I am the Shepherd.

My propaganda will build ourselves a great Empire.
your silly remarks' only good to be tossed into the fire!
and Alas, I've been secluding myself in the temple walls,
so change your thread title, and pester me no more!

And please don't call me out with this useless profane,
lest I summon The Senate, and it'll never be done again. >:)
This thread should now be renamed "LordRaahl has arrived".
For I am here to take the Ring that is rightfully mine!
~

"The path of the righteous monk is beset on all sides
by the inequities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is He, who in the name of mastery and goodwill,
shepherds the noobs through the valley of darkness,
for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers.
And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee!!!
Edited by LordRaahl#1733 on 12/4/2012 9:04 PM PST
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+1 for ezekiel 25:17
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Darn, I was hoping for more of the "Pulp Fiction" version of this.......disappointed.

-1

Edit: Pulp Fiction "G" Version.....oh well
Edited by jco310#1218 on 12/4/2012 3:58 PM PST
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read again, mortal, It IS the pulp fiction version!! >:(

+9000
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Your builds are just a beginner's spell-craft,
the gods above, seeing them, they doth laugh!
But I applaud you, young one, and give an A for effort.
Keep up the good work; just don't troll me, for I am the Shepherd.


Best stanza hands-down.

+100 for rhyming effort and shepherd.

+100000000000000 for starting a rap-battle on a gaming forum.
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Your builds are just a beginner's spell-craft,
the gods above, seeing them, they doth laugh!
But I applaud you, young one, and give an A for effort.
Keep up the good work; just don't troll me, for I am the Shepherd.


Best stanza hands-down.

+100 for rhyming effort and shepherd.

+100000000000000 for starting a rap-battle on a gaming forum.


I agree, good job on the rap-battle
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yes, the rap battle is what makes this good
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yawn 2.0
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mind blown again.
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I was having a think about random builds (I'm not much of a theorycrafter)... but has anyone tried putting together a "yo-yo" build, using Cyclone Strike and Lashing Tail Kick? thoughts?

I'd imagine it would need some spirit regen do a degree (TR build as a base?).

obviously it's not for efficiency, but fun.
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12/04/2012 03:28 PMPosted by simplemath
Do you and Raahl LARP together or something?

I nearly spit my drink.
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I was having a think about random builds (I'm not much of a theorycrafter)... but has anyone tried putting together a "yo-yo" build, using Cyclone Strike and Lashing Tail Kick? thoughts?

I'd imagine it would need some spirit regen do a degree (TR build as a base?).

obviously it's not for efficiency, but fun.


Yes, we call that technique "Draw Sword" which is found in Academy build pattern #8.
Not efficient, but very fun and really sexy. ;)
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Love your work LordRAAAAAAWWWRRRRR!!

keep it up - i'm always entertained with your stuff

Hope OP can rap battle - that'll be so fun - keep it 'G' though
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rated G

not G for Gangster

:)
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At first, I wrote a rated Raahl version.
but I didn't wanna use the darkside for this mission...
Thus I edited out the words that sounded mean,
So here we have the ode in PG13. ;D

Yo, I hope the OP can actually rap,
and his rhymes better be good and not crap.
though he might wanna use a dictionary,
cuz from the looks of it, Wolfenheart is history! >:P
Edited by LordRaahl#1733 on 12/4/2012 9:20 PM PST
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@Wolfenheart
Its nice that you want to expose a concrete and direct style of saying things.

But why the personal vendetta against some one who is triying extremely hard too, to develope a guide at service to any players interested (Try writing your own guide for an instance, with name blending and senseless walls of text and get it accepted as a sticky with 7500 views and 650 replies ).

Putting someone else name on your title, right at the start you are just discrediting yourself.
And in a very childish way.
If you want to compete at least be smarter, be polite and be elegant, thats how true superiority is demonstrated.

That said I dont see how your guide will be any better insulting people in the process.

Im relatively new to the monk forums, but Im starting to see already some common names trolling around

@
simplemath
MrMojoRisin
Wolfenheart

I know LordRhaal has his own peculiar style of saying things ( I raized some wtf reactions too), but given enough chance this enhances the theme and background of things a little, without themes and backgrounds all we would have on diablo 3 could be gray boxes moving around, with no sounds, no style, not anything.
To me this just fills in the blanks a little on the already emptiness of this game.

He also criticizes a lot the most common builds (even some things I still use), but I dont take that as an offense and still try to learn any point that could change my mind on every little thing, even if its minimal.

If you got your personal style of helping others so be it, just dont bash others that are triying to do the same thing in the process.

WE ALL WANT THE SAME THING.

EDIT:
Finally but not least, im eager for PvP to arrive, so we could clear this out the way it should be, with our fists.
Edited by Colt#2370 on 12/4/2012 10:04 PM PST
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Wolfe is blind, but soon he shall see the light. Teach him Lord Raahl, but to do so, first you need to break his ego. A man who thinks he knows all learns nothing.
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@ Colt

You have the most shiny and glistening white armor. I would like to welcome you to the internet. Just take a seat right over there... yes right over there.
Edited by Wolfenheart#1389 on 12/4/2012 10:16 PM PST
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