Diablo® III

You know you're a diablo addict when

looking at your car's odometer, you think of DPS......
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I look at my car's speedometer, I think of Movement Speed.

Am I an addict?
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6 months later your still on forums trying to fix it.
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I was driving the other night and saw a brownish-orange tower and literally thought "oh !@#$! a legendary! how the hell am I going to get over there??"
Edited by Goutan#1280 on 12/7/2012 12:26 AM PST
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12/06/2012 11:28 PMPosted by happynikon
looking at your car's odometer, you think of DPS......


Well if you had my character you wouldn't be at any risk of speeding :-)
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you know you're a diablo addict when you fall asleep briefly right after waking up, and dream you're on the forums.
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you quit playing the game 3 months ago but still play the diablo 3 endgame forums.
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12/07/2012 06:05 AMPosted by Mahavishna
you quit playing the game 3 months ago but still play the diablo 3 endgame forums.


That is just sad.
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when you can recall every npc lines from diablo 2 but not diablo 3
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looks like I am not addicted.
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when you download teamviewer at work to circumvent browser restrictions and check forums at home. When you look at the monthly calendar on your desk and you see numbers everywhere that are intel and vit numbers....

when the kids you teach know you play diablo and you have a picture of it in the about me section.

but I'm not addicted.
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when you whirlwind through crowds in the mall
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i rejected a rlly nice shirt because it was missing some main stats.
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you walk into a bar, and leave because you notice none of the chicks had a Grand Visor.
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When you smash your desk into pieces expecting to find money.

you shine a flashlight into the sky when you kick over rocks.

you flatulate when you run.

you headshot people with a stopwatch.
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When while watching a movie you wonder what's the DPS of the weapon that the protagonist is using.
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12/07/2012 12:26 AMPosted by Goutan
I was driving the other night and saw a brownish-orange tower and literally thought "oh !@#$! a legendary! how the hell am I going to get over there??"


haha nice!

When you start naming your pets after diablo characters!

my mate has a cat called Tyreal!
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