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Oh look. My barb cost less then 200m and still posts better numbers then your 600m barb not to mention my break points are close to optimal. Courtesy of dboy and solidalvi. Big shout out to you two. Choose your gearing services wisely folks :)
Why can I, the Boss Wayneold do an MP10 Uber carry like you flaunt you are able to do with 1/2 the stat sheet DPS?
With a DPS that is nearly double mine, you should be able to either do a MP10 1 person Ubers carry in half my time, or do a 3 person carry in the same or less time, right? If you have all the skills you are claiming to have?
If you take video of you doing either of those things I will give you 15 mill gold (all I have right now) and make a topic called "All hail Lord Joch" and post the video I take of me trading you the gold.
Bandicam.com if you need the video software.
In case you are curious of what time you would have to beat:
The Monk is these videos is actually my bro, he was a willing participant to just enter the game and die immediately. As you can see the time totals were as follow (from the first hit to last boss death):
Do a 1 person MP10 ubers carry in 8 min and 11 seconds and you can have my gold. Or, do a 3 person carry in less then 16 min 22 seconds....choice is yours. Also, you have to wear the same gear you have on now, but you can sub in a different gem in your helm, and/or sub in a Stone of Jordan ring.
Oh, and if you can't pull it off in a week from when this post is made, assuming you accept the challenge, (12/24/12 by 0900 U.S. Central time) you have to refer to me as "The Boss Wayneold" from now on, and I get to refer to you as "The Scrub Joch".
Edited by Wayneold#1685 on 12/17/2012 10:25 AM PST
We doing gearing services now
I love the "INCLUDING ALL GEMS" part. It makes me wonder for a sec... GEMS need more than few hours to get them....hmmm..... LOL...
Is gem so hard to buy??
Edited by Horngyuh80#6218 on 12/17/2012 8:05 AM PST
C'mon man, you have to admit this will at the very least be entertaining.
Heh, I figured if he could make up a title so could I.
it looks like a new rivalry was born today!
We have spectators!
Edited by Wayneold#1685 on 12/17/2012 9:04 AM PST
By the way, in case anyone tries to claim that my expectations are not reasonable....
This guy can do it, he did MP10 solo (not a carry) in 5 min 34 seconds:
Even with the 70% monster health increase for a 1 person carry he would be well under 8 min 11 seconds, which is the time limit for Joch.
Also, if you choose not to accept this challenge I will just have to assume it is because you have scrub skills.
Do I lift?
Hell yeah, ain't nothin but a peanut.
Just sold another item on the AH, the wager is up to 22 mill.
Also, if you complete it in 7 min 20 seconds for the 1 person solo carry or 14 min 30 seconds for the 3 person carry I will take a vid of me killing my HC char (lvl 46 barb) and dedicate her death to appeasing the Lord Joch.
Let's see this happen.
Edited by Wayneold#1685 on 12/17/2012 10:22 AM PST
w much for you service? I'm new player and would like to have a WW set built.
5% of your budget is my price.
Essentially this is what it comes down to. a 100k unbuffed dps, 600k ehp barb who hasnt even started paragon leveling yet. I remember when i was a barb with those stats, my gear was worth a lot more than 600m. You scrubs keep talking about overdoing bp, noobs, let me repeat for the third and final time in this thread. My client, after much of his other gears were purchased and i was getting ready to buy a str/vit6crit ik helm, absolutley insisted on a mempo because he hated the way ik helm looks. I explained the reasons why ik helm would be better for his particular build, i explained the loss of crit due to a crit mempo being way out of the budget, but he insisted. With that said, his barb his extremely well geared for a fresh paragon, has WAY better gear than any of you scrubs did at his level, and better gear than a lot of u scrubs have even today. What do haters gnna do doe? keep hatin.
P.s waynoob, what in ur crazy noob mind makes u think u even have the right to speak to the Lord Joch? You DO realize, compared to me, youre a nobody right? I dont need ur pennies and chump change scrub, you want to see what your dps looks like compared to the Lord Joch? i already invited to into the ring big homie.
Edited by Joch#1760 on 12/17/2012 1:15 PM PST
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