Diablo® III

Merry Christmas / Happy Hanukkah Giveaway

Hello people I don't know / care about & friends

Since I have heaps of gold and don't really take this game seriously, I will give away some of my 300m or my 1.87BN gold. 10M per winner.

But you have to entertain me..

"I am sooo dead keen for a Larry!!! Call up Henry and lets see if we can shelf some dingos, do acid and wake up in Allen Park naked at 6pm the next day by rangers prodding us"

Please fill in my lost night.
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Entertain you with what? Except for your Barb your stuff isn't that good or even that useful (sic) a lot of it is just junk and for the toons I'm currently playing I have better... And I don't have a +lvl 30 toon...
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I drawed you a pikcha
http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/9531/pikcha.png
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Merry Christmas
Edited by muad#6556 on 1/3/2013 4:15 AM PST
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Day 3, on the rittys and i am absolutely !@#$ed up, however i have broken past the pain threshold. I haven't slept in over 72 hours and I am no longer getting burning itches in my face, and severe throbbing %^-*!@ that last hours at a time. The riddlin has seemed to have given my unique powers, i am now able to see through walls and count past 90000000000.

So you listen here, i had 40mg of diazapam before and the past 10 hours have felt like 5 minutes.

I think you're dealing with the wrong kind of person

p.s Don't do shards they are bad for your health
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Also hit the dingers last week, shafted the pills past border security.

I'm the real deal
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I drawed you a pikcha
http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/9531/pikcha.png


HA!

this is pretty amazing, when i am back from holidays i'll pay what is due

so grate
ahahahaha
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Narull representing the defendant.

On the night in question the defendant here by refereed too as 'Jasian' was found naked in Allen Park around 6pm by park rangers.

I will now address the list of chargers.

1. Causing a riot at the local bar while waiting for 'Larry' who is unknown to the court, the defendant was seen shouting and throwing pickled eggs at customers, referring to them as 'demons' he was 'purging sanctuary of'.

I ask you this your honor, who doesn't want to purg the world of demons? Yes Jasians methods may be unorthodox to us but who is truly to say that it is not the most efficient way to repel if not slay demons?

2. Breaking in to the local wildlife park and 'shelfing dingo's' note that no real dingo's where harmed in this attempt, however the gift shops boxes of stuffed dingo's were all unpacked and placed in a lovely display on the self.

Now look at this fine example, Jasian did break in and he freely admits to this, however surly it was just to do a job which the store had not yet done! Can he truly be blamed for this? I would have you note that the stores sales of dingo accessories has gone up 12% since this 'crime' his accomplice 'Harry' even got a job AT the store after management noticed how amazing the display looked!

3. Taking the drug known as 'acid' and tripping out, running around naked chasing a 'treasure goblin(later identified as a cat) screaming for it to give him loot so that he would no longer be naked before finally running into a tree as the cat ran up it, he then passed out and was found in the morning.


Now here we have a perfect case of a good man having a bad experience, while it is true he consumed an illegal drug, how was he to know this? In the world of demons and goblins in which he clearly lives there is bound to be endless potions and concoctions which the defendant thought he was taking TO PROTECT US. The cat in question was not able to be found for questioning so really we only have speculation as to what happened, speculation can not be acted upon.

In closing I truly believe that Jasian is a good and whole hearted demon slayer, fighting to protect the people of this world! Can we truly judge him for that? No!

(yeah I got no idea, I just decided to type what came to mind)

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I drawed you a pikcha
http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/9531/pikcha.png


HA!

this is pretty amazing, when i am back from holidays i'll pay what is due

so grate
ahahahaha
Hehe awesome
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