Diablo® III

extreme boredom

Diablo went down to Tristam, he was looking for a soul stone to steal.
He was in a bind with Heroes behind and he was lookin for Tyrael.
When he came across this young man castin on a occy with fire so hot.
And diablo jumped upon Wirt's old stump and said: "Sorc let me tell you what:
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a fire caster too.
"And if you'd care to break a seal, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you cast a pretty good occy, sorc, but give diablo his due:
"I bet a stash of gold against your soul, 't'think I'm better than you."
The sorc said: "My name's Kalamady and i do this again and again,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'I'm the ladders best that's ever been."

Kalamady rosin up your orb and cast your occy hard.
'Cos hells broke loose in Tristam and Diablo deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny stash made of gold.
But if you lose, Diablo gets your soul.

Diablo opened up his portal and he said: "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his toetips as he casted out in rows.
And he pulled bone prisons from the ground that made an evil hiss.
Then a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this.

When Diablo finished, Kalamady said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.
"But sit down in that sanctuary, right there, and let me show you how its done."

Fire on the waypoint, run newbs, run.
Diablo's in the house of the darkened sun.
cows with axes, pickin' out COH's.
"Akara do your rings help"
"No, ma'am, no."

Diablo bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
He laid that stash of gold on the ground at Kalamady's feet.
Kalamady said: "Diablo just come on back if you ever want to try again.
"cause I told you once, you son of sin, I'm the ladders best there's ever been."

And he played Fire on the waypoint, run newbs, run.
Diablo's in the house of the darkened sun.
cows with axes, pickin' out COH's.
"Akara do your rings help"
"No, ma'am, no."
Edited by Kalamady#1994 on 12/17/2012 7:19 PM PST
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10/10 would read again.
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thanks
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tl;dr>> version?
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Finally, a way to enjoy D3 again.
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fun times
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Again! Again!
/claps
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for those of you who enjoy this request it as sticky
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