Diablo® III

You will never defeat me!!!

You shall not enter the aqueduct!! Lord B demands your blood! (squash)
Don't let him pass!!
I will not let you bring skelly king back to life! (or something like that)
You cannot have the sword piece!
Fine, you are good, get the sword piece. But you cannot get the second one.
Can't believe you got the sword piece. The shard is mine! Fill this temple with his blood!
You will not keep me from the soul stone!
I own the soul stone. It's mine!
The world is mine!
So you want to destroy the oculus? My fiends will destroy you!!
Even if you destroy the oculus, I got a second one.
Even if you destroy the second oculus, you are too late, I dominate heaven.
I am legion! (ie: I feel so good)
You will not succeed!!
And many, MANY more..........

Did anyone else get REALLY annoyed by these poorly written lines?
I'm no script writer myself, but jeeeez...us, don't they sound more evil when they DON'T talk at all? I don't know, maybe they should make my character yell "holy pizza" every time I kill an elite or boss.
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Yes. Sometimes, less is more.
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Also sometime, I wish I could reply to what the NPCs are saying. For example, when you beat the thief leader when you first met Lyndon:

Thief: This isn't over the rest of the thief guild will find ya!

Me: I do not care with the rest of your !@#$%^s guild! I am slaughtering demons by thousands!! You are worms to me...

Or this to the first demon encoutered in heaven:

Demon: I do not fear you nephalem!

Me: Well you should. Look behind me, you are the next one on that gigantic pile of body...
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The thief one really bugged me, cause it actually went nowhere.
Maybe the TG actually hated that loser.

Also, +1 for saying holy pizza.
Actually. Having a few event sounds that where we could swap in our own mp3 clips would be freaking epic.
The victory sound from FF7 when you kill an elite?
Or "I'm here to kick !@# and chew bubblegum" quote from Duke Nukem when you enter a boss event.
Modding. Its the way forward.
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Those kind of taunts are pretty much everything Azmodan says. Really weak. Anyone read The Exorcist? I don't know, it would be cool if demons would talk like... demons.
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Every time Diablo says "I am legion", a necromancer laughs.
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MEAT GOOD, VEGETABLES BAD

I cringed so hard at that one. Why blizzard, did you really think that was funny?
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The thief one really bugged me, cause it actually went nowhere.
Maybe the TG actually hated that loser.

Also, +1 for saying holy pizza.
Actually. Having a few event sounds that where we could swap in our own mp3 clips would be freaking epic.
The victory sound from FF7 when you kill an elite?
Or "I'm here to kick !@# and chew bubblegum" quote from Duke Nukem when you enter a boss event.
Modding. Its the way forward.

Ermahgerd...this would be beyond epic.
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