Diablo® III

Can you dare to step witch doctor ?

1.BUFF技能的SB设定.
蛮子的战吼是直接增加全抗或者护甲
为什么巫医的灵魂收割要打到怪才可以增加全抗?
这个设定明显搞反了吧?一个近程职业可以自由释放BUFF技能,一个远程职业却要跑进怪堆里释放BUFF技能?暴雪你脑子里装的是屎么?凭什么我们巫医要跑进怪堆里放技能?老子是远程职业.
如果非要这么设置那干嘛还弄个5层收割上限?你麻痹的敢不敢提高到10层?

2.减伤
2个近身职业蛮子和武僧享受30%天生减伤,那凭什么不给我们远程职业30%元素减伤?凭什么?啊,问你啊?凭什么?而且这个设定也不合理,蛮子可以天生30%减伤,那武僧就应该增加天生20%躲避几率,DH增加天生10%移动速度,法师就应该增加天生30%元素减伤,巫医就应该增加100%天生回蓝速度.
你麻痹的,我想的都你们那些狗B设计师想得好的多.

3.输出技能
蛮子的先祖之锤很直接很暴力.来对比一下巫医的最强技能僵尸熊.
先祖之锤直接对大概是5码范围内造成406%武器伤害
僵尸熊是3个熊每只236%的伤害.表面上看起来是僵尸熊236%x3=708%大于406%
但是实际情况了?实际情况根本不是这么回事,僵尸熊只能靠墙角才能有三熊合一的效果,但是在实战中根本就没有这种好地形给你发挥,最多就2只熊能打到怪,所以实际伤害最多只有472%.
再看起来表面上还是比先祖之锤更高伤,但我还要说一句,实际情况根本不是这么回事.因为僵尸熊的起手动作实在是太慢了,它是有弹道的,等你的熊推出去跑得快的精英比如蓝胖子和沉沦魔法师魅魔等等早就跑得没影了.
你敢不敢让僵尸熊的起手动作加快一点?草泥马的

4.能量系统
蛮子被打可以产生怒气.嗯,确实很不错.那你TM的就不能让巫医被打产生法力?
给个暴击回蓝也行啊.!@#B的把祖套的击杀回蓝改成击中回蓝会死啊?cnmB

5.大招技能
蛮子的赛亚人竟然默认霸体效果.$%你吗的.这意味着什么?这意味着即使你被围殴你也可以一边回血一边输出伤害,没有影响.
巫医了?被打出硬直就等于直接停止了回血和输出手段如果碰到3个快速震地魔你就别想做什么动作了,一个震地魔就把你打飞一下,你刚落地第二个震地魔又来一下如此反复.巫医这时候就什么都做不了,既不能回血也不能输出.
蛮子的赛亚人霸体效果100%完全免疫控制技能真心羡慕嫉妒恨,但我想你吗B的能不能加强一下巫医?让大巫毒可以随身带着走,然后默认消耗100点蓝和恢复100点蓝使大巫毒增加一秒钟时间.还有,大巫毒的回蓝符文竟然对队友没效这是我最接受不了的,草泥妈.

6.其他
把蝙蝠的凶蛮符文改成最远50码距离,耗蓝降低一半
把蝙蝠的吸血蝙蝠符文改成6吸血
把蝙蝠的瘟疫蝙蝠符文改成中瘟疫蝙蝠的怪伤害降低50%.
把蝙蝠的饥渴蝙蝠符文改成可以一下放出10只蝙蝠并自带追踪
把蝙蝠的蝙蝠旋风符文改成该火焰旋风无视对方火焰抗性

把灵魂弹幕最后个灵魂幽冥修改成无人机符文,就是星际争霸2渡鸦的那个无人机,消耗魔法来吸收有弹道的飞行道具.
以后的召唤出的幽冥可以帮主人吸收周围的有弹道的飞行道具,每吸收一个飞行道具就消耗主人1点蓝和100点血,累积消耗50点蓝后变成每吸收一个飞行道具就消耗主人100点蓝和200点血,如果蓝空了则幽冥直接消失,在使用灵魂漫步时该幽冥也会直接消失.

疫病蟾蜍的第一个符文爆炸蟾蜍修改成该蟾蜍的跳跃速度和主人的移动速度相同

疫病蟾蜍的第二个符文庞然大蟾修改霸体大蟾.
一个不能移动的霸体青蛙(该蟾蜍有物理碰撞体积),血量和护甲完全100%继承主人数据.主要作用是替苦逼的巫医承受伤害,主人受到的任何伤害都会转接到霸体青蛙身上,不过该青蛙有个20码的有效范围,在青蛙20码范围内主人才可以享受伤害转移.如果伤害超出青蛙的承受范围则青蛙会自爆,自爆有微小的伤害然后会爆个生命之球出来.CD时间30秒.

疫病蟾蜍的第三个符文天降蟾蜍修改成掉下来的蟾蜍有物理碰撞体积并有打击硬直效果.

疫病蟾蜍的第四个符文腐乱蟾蜍修改成释放蟾蜍的数量由3个变成6个.

要睡觉了,不写了.cnm的暴雪
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wut?
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I have heard of Step mom and dad but a Step Witch Doctor... Do tell!
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This is briefly organized from Google Translator:

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SB settings, 1.BUFF skills.
Manzi's battle roar directly increase the full anti-or ArmorWhy the witch doctor of the soul harvest to hit the geeks can increase the anti?This set is obviously engage in counter, right? A short-range career can freely release BUFF skills, a long-range career have to run into strange pile release BUFF skills? Blizzard your mind filled with feces What? What we witch doctor to run heap blame put skills? I remote Occupation.If you have to set it so why do you still get hold of a five-layer harvest ceiling? Paralysis dare to 10 layers?

2 damage reduction
2 melee career
Manzi and monks enjoy 30% innate damage reduction, 30% of the elements of our long-range career that what is not to reduce injury? What? Ah, ask you ah? Basis? This setting unreasonable Manzi may be born with a 30% damage reduction, that monks should increase the innate 20% chance of dodging, DH 10% movement speed increase innate the mage should increase 30% element born damage reduction, witch doctors should be increased by 100% born back blue speed .You paralysis, I would like to have your dog B designer Thinking well is more.

3. Output skill-Bear
Manzi ancestors Hammer very direct, very violent. Contrast to the witch doctor zombie strongest skills.Ancestors Hammer directly is probably causing 406% weapon damage within 5 yardsThe zombie bear three bears each 236% damage. Seemingly zombie bear 236% x3 = 708% greater than 406%But the actual situation? Actual situation is not such a thing, zombie bears to rely on the corner to the three bears unity, but in actual combat, there is not such a good terrain to play you can hit up on the two bears blame , so only a maximum of 472% of the actual injury.And then looks on the surface or higher than the Hammer of the ancestors hurt, but I would also like to say, the actual situation is simply not true, because the the zombie bear hands action is slow, it is ballistic, and so you Bear launched to run faster elite Blue fat and sinking magician Succubus has long run no shadow.You dare let the the zombie bear hands action to speed up a little? Mud horse

4. Energy system
Manzi is playing can generate anger. Really good you not allow a witch doctor was beaten to generate mana TM?To crit back to the blue line, ah! _AT_ # B to change the ancestral sets the kill back to blue hit back to blue will not die? CnmB

5. Strokes skills
Manzi Saiyan even default tyrants body effect. $% You what this means? This means that even if you are hit you can also back side of the blood while damage output has no effect.Witch Doctor? Was played hard straight is equivalent to direct stop back to the blood and the output means, if you encounter three fast shock magic you do not want to do action, a shock to put your magic hit fly, you just landed the first two shock magic again and so forth. witch doctor this time anything can not do, we can not return to the blood can not be output.Body effects of Manzi Saiyan Pa 100% fully immunized control skills really envy, jealousy and hatred, but I want you B's can strengthen witch doctor? Let Voodoo wherever you go, then the default Costs 100 Blue and recovery Blue of 100 points the big Voodoo increase for a second time. there, back Voodoo Blue Rune did not even teammate efficiency which I can not accept, 草泥 mother.

6.
Rune bat Savage changed to a distance of up to 50 yards, mana halvedBat vampire bat Rune changed to 6 vampireBats Rune bat plague changed in plague bat strange injury is reduced by 50%.Rune hungry bat bat changed can look released 10 bats and comes with trackingBat bat whirlwind runes changed the flame whirlwind ignore each other's Fire ResistanceThe soul barrage the the last soul nether modified UAV Rune, StarCraft 2 ravens that UAV mana cost to absorb ballistic flight props.After summon nether Bangzhu people absorb around ballistic flight props each absorb a flight props master 1:00 blue and 100 points blood consumption, cumulative consumption of 50 point blue into each absorb a flight props on the consumption of the master 100 points of blue and 200 points of blood, blue sky nether direct disappears, the soul stroll the nether will also direct disappear.Blight toad Rune explosion toad modify the toad jumping speed and the owner of the mobile speedBlight toad second Rune mammoth big toad modify tyrants body toad.A tyrants body can not move frogs (toads have physical collision volume), blood and armor completely 100% inherit master data. Primary role is to alternate hard to force the witch doctor to withstand injury, will be forwarded to the tyrants of any injury suffered by the owner body frogs, but the frog has the effective range of 20 yards, the frog 20 yards within the main talent can enjoy the damage transferred If the damage is beyond the scope of frog bear frog blew, blew with minor injuries and will burst life the ball out of the CD for 30 seconds.Blight toad third Rune heaven toad toads fall from modified physical collision volume and blow hard straight effect.The fourth Rune rot of the epidemics, toads chaos toad modified release of the number of toads from three into six.To sleep, do not write. Cnm Blizzard
Edited by B4n1sH3r#1263 on 1/7/2013 9:10 AM PST
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Wow, this is a really long rant. I had a good laugh when I read the response from other players. Here’s a one-time effort to translate what was written, and do pardon any errors because I’m not a language expert.

OP’s profile name is “I am a big villain”.

1.BUFF技能的SB设定.
蛮子的战吼是直接增加全抗或者护甲
为什么巫医的灵魂收割要打到怪才可以增加全抗?
这个设定明显搞反了吧?一个近程职业可以自由释放BUFF技能,一个远程职业却要跑进怪堆里释放BUFF技能?暴雪你脑子里装的是屎么?凭什么我们巫医要跑进怪堆里放技能?老子是远程职业.
如果非要这么设置那干嘛还弄个5层收割上限?你麻痹的敢不敢提高到10层?


Buff skills (abbreviation to some vulgarity, unknown to me still) design.
Barb warcry directly increases armor and resist. Why do WD Soul Harvest need mobs to trigger the all resist effect?
This design is obviously contradicting? A melee class can freely utilize the buff skill, while a range class needs to walk right up to mobs to use the buff effectively? Blizzard your brains contain sh*t? On what basis we WD are required to run into groups of mobs to use the skill? I’m a ranged class! If you must design in such a manner, why is 5 souls harvested the limit? You (vulgarity) dare to raise the limit to 10 souls harvested?


2.减伤
2个近身职业蛮子和武僧享受30%天生减伤,那凭什么不给我们远程职业30%元素减伤?凭什么?啊,问你啊?凭什么?而且这个设定也不合理,蛮子可以天生30%减伤,那武僧就应该增加天生20%躲避几率,DH增加天生10%移动速度,法师就应该增加天生30%元素减伤,巫医就应该增加100%天生回蓝速度.
你麻痹的,我想的都你们那些狗B设计师想得好的多.


Damage reduction.
2 melee classes Barb and Monk have 30% natural damage reduction. Then why don’t the range classes get 30% elemental damage reduction? On what basis? Ask you, on what basis? Besides, this design is not reasonable, Barbs can have 30% damage reduction, then Monks should get 20% dodge increase, DH should get 10% movement speed, Wiz should get 30% elemental damage reduction, WD should get 100% increased mana regeneration. You (vulgarity), my ideas are much better than your (vulgarity) design team.


3.输出技能
蛮子的先祖之锤很直接很暴力.来对比一下巫医的最强技能僵尸熊.
先祖之锤直接对大概是5码范围内造成406%武器伤害
僵尸熊是3个熊每只236%的伤害.表面上看起来是僵尸熊236%x3=708%大于406%
但是实际情况了?实际情况根本不是这么回事,僵尸熊只能靠墙角才能有三熊合一的效果,但是在实战中根本就没有这种好地形给你发挥,最多就2只熊能打到怪,所以实际伤害最多只有472%.
再看起来表面上还是比先祖之锤更高伤,但我还要说一句,实际情况根本不是这么回事.因为僵尸熊的起手动作实在是太慢了,它是有弹道的,等你的熊推出去跑得快的精英比如蓝胖子和沉沦魔法师魅魔等等早就跑得没影了.
你敢不敢让僵尸熊的起手动作加快一点?草泥马的


Active skill. (I guess)
Barbs have (ancestral.. some barb skill, I don’t know coz I don’t roll a Barb) very powerful, compared to WD’s strongest Zombie Bears. Barb skill directly deals 406% weapon damage around approximately 5 yards radius, while 3 bears deal 236% damage. On the surface it seems that Zombie Bears 236%x3=708% is greater than 406%, but what about realistic conditions? Realistically, Zombie Bears need to be near a corner to merge 3 bears effectively into 1 row, which is unlikely to happen in real battles to unleash the potential, at most we only get 2 bears to hit the target, that’s why the damage output is only 472%. Looking at it again, it seems ZB is still stronger than Barb’s skill, but I need to stress that realistic conditions do not reflect such a situation, because the WD ZB animation is too slow, and the animation has a trajectory, by the time the bears rush out, the fast elites (blue fat guys, fallen prophets, succubus, etc) would have run far away. Do you dare to increase the casting animation for zombie bears? (vulgarity)


4.能量系统
蛮子被打可以产生怒气.嗯,确实很不错.那你TM的就不能让巫医被打产生法力?
给个暴击回蓝也行啊.!@#B的把祖套的击杀回蓝改成击中回蓝会死啊?cnmB


Resource system
Barbs can generate Fury when hit by mobs, indeed very good. Then why (vulgarity) can’t you allow WD to generate mana when being hit? Give us mana on critical hits. Will you die if you changed the set bonus from mana after kill to mana on hit? (vulgarity)


5.大招技能
蛮子的赛亚人竟然默认霸体效果.$%你吗的.这意味着什么?这意味着即使你被围殴你也可以一边回血一边输出伤害,没有影响.
巫医了?被打出硬直就等于直接停止了回血和输出手段如果碰到3个快速震地魔你就别想做什么动作了,一个震地魔就把你打飞一下,你刚落地第二个震地魔又来一下如此反复.巫医这时候就什么都做不了,既不能回血也不能输出.
蛮子的赛亚人霸体效果100%完全免疫控制技能真心羡慕嫉妒恨,但我想你吗B的能不能加强一下巫医?让大巫毒可以随身带着走,然后默认消耗100点蓝和恢复100点蓝使大巫毒增加一秒钟时间.还有,大巫毒的回蓝符文竟然对队友没效这是我最接受不了的,草泥妈.


Barb’s (I guess WoTB skill) (vulgarity) what does it mean? It means that you can be surrounded and hit, and you can leech back life while dealing damage, no effect at all. What about WD? Once we get hit our casting animation stops, no life leech and casting of skills if we encounter 3 fast mobs (I guess knockback ability), once you get hit and knocked, the moment you land you get hit and knocked again repeatedly. WD will not be able to do anything, no return of life or casting of skills.
Barb’s (guessing WoTB) grants 100% immunity to crowd control effects, a cause of envy, jealousy and hatred. I want to ask (vulgarity) can you strengthen WD a bit? Let the BBV always accompany us as we move (probably wanting to remove the cooldown timer), (not sure what his idea is, something about cost 100 mana, and recover 100 mana, allowing BBV to increase by 1 sec duration. Doesn’t make sense to me). BBV with mana regen rune does not affect teammates, I cannot accept it. (vulgarity)


6.其他
把蝙蝠的凶蛮符文改成最远50码距离,耗蓝降低一半
把蝙蝠的吸血蝙蝠符文改成6吸血
把蝙蝠的瘟疫蝙蝠符文改成中瘟疫蝙蝠的怪伤害降低50%.
把蝙蝠的饥渴蝙蝠符文改成可以一下放出10只蝙蝠并自带追踪
把蝙蝠的蝙蝠旋风符文改成该火焰旋风无视对方火焰抗性

把灵魂弹幕最后个灵魂幽冥修改成无人机符文,就是星际争霸2渡鸦的那个无人机,消耗魔法来吸收有弹道的飞行道具.
以后的召唤出的幽冥可以帮主人吸收周围的有弹道的飞行道具,每吸收一个飞行道具就消耗主人1点蓝和100点血,累积消耗50点蓝后变成每吸收一个飞行道具就消耗主人100点蓝和200点血,如果蓝空了则幽冥直接消失,在使用灵魂漫步时该幽冥也会直接消失.

疫病蟾蜍的第一个符文爆炸蟾蜍修改成该蟾蜍的跳跃速度和主人的移动速度相同

疫病蟾蜍的第二个符文庞然大蟾修改霸体大蟾.
一个不能移动的霸体青蛙(该蟾蜍有物理碰撞体积),血量和护甲完全100%继承主人数据.主要作用是替苦逼的巫医承受伤害,主人受到的任何伤害都会转接到霸体青蛙身上,不过该青蛙有个20码的有效范围,在青蛙20码范围内主人才可以享受伤害转移.如果伤害超出青蛙的承受范围则青蛙会自爆,自爆有微小的伤害然后会爆个生命之球出来.CD时间30秒.

疫病蟾蜍的第三个符文天降蟾蜍修改成掉下来的蟾蜍有物理碰撞体积并有打击硬直效果.

疫病蟾蜍的第四个符文腐乱蟾蜍修改成释放蟾蜍的数量由3个变成6个.


Others.
Bats (savage? Rune) – increase range to 50 yards, half the mana consumption
Bats (vampire) – leech 6% life steal
Bats (plague) – targets affected deal 50% less damage
Bats (hungry) – launch 10 bats with auto-tracking
Bats (cloud) – fire damage disregards target’s fire resistance

Spirit Barrage (last rune) – some sort of mana shield concept adapted from Starcraft 2, against ranged projectiles. Concept is something like consuming 1 mana and 100 life per projectile hit, then after accumulating 50 hits, consume 100 mana and 200 life per hit, until the mana pool is depleted and the spell will fizzle off.

Toads (1st rune) – make the jumping speed the same move speed as WD
Toads (2nd rune) – (don’t quite get this one, but I am guessing) the huge toad cannot move, and is immune to all external effects. The huge toad gets all the life, armor, resistance, etc characteristics of the WD, and the main purpose is to channel all damage taken by the WD onto the huge toad. For this transfer of damage, the WD must be within 20 yards of the huge toad. If the toad’s life goes to zero, give it a small damage explosive and produce a health globe. Cooldown 30 secs. (OP did not write this, but I imagine the old huge toad that did not die should disappear after 30 secs too).
Toads (3rd rune) – physical damage, (not sure if he means armor piercing or knock back effect)
Toads (4th rune) – increase from 3 to 6 toads


要睡觉了,不写了.cnm的暴雪


Going to sleep, stop writing. (vulgarity) Blizzard

--- hope this helps, sure took a long time to try to translate it (never again!)
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i think it was funnier with the other txt, bc it made you go WTF is this
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rofl rofl rofl

this is so funny.

'output skill - bear' best section lol

i can just imagine this dude trying to chase down succubus with bears hurling Chinese cursewords at them left and right.
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01/07/2013 12:19 PMPosted by PaulNg
Blizzard your brains contain sh*t?


ROFL

this totally made my day, imma fb/tweet the hell outta this sh*t.

@PaulNg - THANK YOU SO MUCH.
Edited by SayGa#1564 on 1/7/2013 12:58 PM PST
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Had a pretty good laugh.

Some highlights:

01/07/2013 08:58 AMPosted by B4n1sH3r
Bear launched to run faster elite Blue fat and sinking magician Succubus has long run no shadow.You dare let the the zombie bear hands action to speed up a little? Mud horse


01/07/2013 12:19 PMPosted by PaulNg
A melee class can freely utilize the buff skill, while a range class needs to walk right up to mobs to use the buff effectively? Blizzard your brains contain sh*t?
Edited by DarthSki44#1684 on 1/7/2013 1:02 PM PST
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Had a pretty good laugh.

Some highlights:

Bear launched to run faster elite Blue fat and sinking magician Succubus has long run no shadow.You dare let the the zombie bear hands action to speed up a little? Mud horse


A melee class can freely utilize the buff skill, while a range class needs to walk right up to mobs to use the buff effectively? Blizzard your brains contain sh*t?


lol you stole BOTH my highlights...

so so true I LOVE IT.
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took me more than an hour to translate that whole wall of text, and I ain't good at the chinese language. so yeah, you're welcome, but it's a one-time adventure only. cheers!
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Best thing I've read in weeks, thanks translators and OP
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I searched for 草泥 mother. I saw many strange things...including a llama.
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all your base are belong to us
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Why do you only as a joke of view?
The witch doctor is so weak you can play to go on?

草泥马=f**K your mother
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Look my equipment,Asian server:

http://tw.battle.net/d3/zh/profile/%E6%88%91%E6%98%AF%E5%A4%A7%E5%A3%9E%E8%9B%8B-3375/hero/43685

Counted on the equipment better,But I played very depressed.
The Americas server really are some hard to force
You simply do not understand the witch doctor disadvantaged
This is simply occupational imbalance

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I don't even know if that is the same guy or not
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this thread = best

I agree with OP's points

blizzard your brains contain sh*t?
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LMAO. Good points though. Cheers bro
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