Diablo® III

Can you dare to step witch doctor ?

Why do you only as a joke of view?
The witch doctor is so weak you can play to go on?

草泥马=f**K your mother


Hey bro, we're not laughing at your post, we appreciate it. What we are laughing at is the Google translation of your post.

You're right about class imbalance, many of us have feedback to Blizzard about it, if only they bother to listen.

You're also right about the poor mana resource system. It is so terrible that there is even a spin-off debate whether IAS is good for the WD or not.

I hope blizzard reads your post. Cheers!
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01/09/2013 01:54 AMPosted by Rakimallah
I don't even know if that is the same guy or not


Yes, it's the same guy, Paragon 100, very good gear too. Most of you will be able to recognise by the looks and guess the numbers are pointing at which stat.
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I love how he uses 0dogs and complain about succubus... I have no doubt they are pain for the immobile.
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01/07/2013 08:58 AMPosted by B4n1sH3r
Blizzard your mind filled with feces
Thanks google translator :)
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just a word in 3. the ancestor thing he was talking about was HotA
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Why do you only as a joke of view?
The witch doctor is so weak you can play to go on?

草泥马=f**K your mother


Hey bro, we're not laughing at your post, we appreciate it. What we are laughing at is the Google translation of your post.

You're right about class imbalance, many of us have feedback to Blizzard about it, if only they bother to listen.

You're also right about the poor mana resource system. It is so terrible that there is even a spin-off debate whether IAS is good for the WD or not.

I hope blizzard reads your post. Cheers!


Oh,that's so.thank U for read this.
I hope BZ can do something for WD.But i think BZ maybe Will never to do,So my Greatest wish is :TO FIRE JAY

hey.let's say: FIRE JAY
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Edited by DarthSki44#1684 on 1/7/13 1:02 PM (PST)
Had a pretty good laugh.

Some highligh


01/07/2013 01:06 PMPosted by PaulNg
took me more than an hour to translate that whole wall of text, and I ain't good at the chinese language. so yeah, you're welcome, but it's a one-time adventure only. cheers!


Very thank for your Translation
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楼主威武

You paralysis, I would like to have your dog B designer Thinking well is more.
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Buff skills (abbreviation to some vulgarity, unknown to me still) design.
Barb warcry directly increases armor and resist. Why do WD Soul Harvest need mobs to trigger the all resist effect?
This design is obviously contradicting? A melee class can freely utilize the buff skill, while a range class needs to walk right up to mobs to use the buff effectively? Blizzard your brains contain sh*t? On what basis we WD are required to run into groups of mobs to use the skill? I’m a ranged class! If you must design in such a manner, why is 5 souls harvested the limit? You (vulgarity) dare to raise the limit to 10 souls harvested?


1.BUFF技能的SB设定.
蛮子的战吼是直接增加全抗或者护甲
为什么巫医的灵魂收割要打到怪才可以增加全抗?
这个设定明显搞反了吧?一个近程职业可以自由释放BUFF技能,一个远程职业却要跑进怪堆里释放BUFF技能?暴雪你脑子里装的是屎么?凭什么我们巫医要跑进怪堆里放技能?老子是远程职业.
如果非要这么设置那干嘛还弄个5层收割上限?你麻痹的敢不敢提高到10层?


That's a very good point.

500hrs. on WD and I never thought of it like that.
Edited by PreparationV#1704 on 1/10/2013 5:35 PM PST
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stroke skills ftw
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哈哈,同意。暴雪脑子里有屎!
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If only I could add a signature....草泥马
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楼主威武
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I enjoyed reading this very entertaining post.
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01/07/2013 01:06 PMPosted by PaulNg
took me more than an hour to translate that whole wall of text, and I ain't good at the chinese language. so yeah, you're welcome, but it's a one-time adventure only. cheers!


really appreciate your hard work. I could have never done that myself. Why is he posting his foreign language here tho?
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01/12/2013 01:10 AMPosted by november1093
took me more than an hour to translate that whole wall of text, and I ain't good at the chinese language. so yeah, you're welcome, but it's a one-time adventure only. cheers!


really appreciate your hard work. I could have never done that myself. Why is he posting his foreign language here tho?


I don't know, he didn't explain in his post. I am guessing he thinks Blizzard or community managers will bother to read the US forums, and thus his post will reach the development team.
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really appreciate your hard work. I could have never done that myself. Why is he posting his foreign language here tho?

I don't know, he didn't explain in his post. I am guessing he thinks Blizzard or community managers will bother to read the US forums, and thus his post will reach the development team


Me too. Perhaps he thinks they don´t read it in his place or maybe he wants to share his thoughts with more people. Me, I don´t leave in a place where english is the natural language, but I post it here in english, so people can read and share more, what seems good for me (as I hope it is for the others).
Edited by B4n1sH3r#1263 on 1/12/2013 7:27 AM PST
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I am in the mood for crab rangoon and house lo mein now .. Thanks alot OP
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If I ever got a giant, biblical, scroll tattood on the entirety of my back...

...the carefully scrawled, calligraphic text would be the translated version of the original post.

I would highlight:
Let Voodoo wherever you go, then the default Costs 100 Blue and recovery Blue of 100 points the big Voodoo increase for a second time. there, back Voodoo Blue Rune did not even teammate efficiency which I can not accept, 草 your mother.


As well as:
01/07/2013 08:58 AMPosted by B4n1sH3r
the frog 20 yards within the main talent can enjoy the damage transferred If the damage is beyond the scope of frog bear frog blew, blew with minor injuries and will burst life the ball out of the CD for 30 seconds


I know it's rather immature to find language barriers amusing, I mean, the guy is just from another country...
...but yet it's still hilarious.

THE DAMAGE IS BEYOND THE SCOPE OF FROG BEAR FROG BLEW!!!

01/07/2013 08:58 AMPosted by B4n1sH3r
and so you Bear launched to run faster elite Blue fat and sinking magician Succubus has long run no shadow.You dare let the the zombie bear hands action to speed up a little? Mud horse


This section is also awesome awesome awesome.

"Mud Horse"
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hey.let's say: FIRE JAY


LOL,look this....
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