Diablo® III

Sever of MP9

First, pull up some Bryan Adams "Summer of '69. Play it, and sing along with these lyrics. Hope it makes you smile a little!

"Sever of MP9"
By EddardStark#1833

I got my first real upgrade
Thought it was a godly find
Used it 'til my fingers bled
It was the Sever of MP9

Me and some guys from the forums
Had a group and we farmed real hard
Chicken quit, Eddard got married
Oz left to roll a Whirlwind Barb

Oh when I look back now
Those Alk runs seemed to last forever
As if I had a choice
Yeah – Pretty much had to farm there
That was the best drop of my life

Ain't no use in complainin'
When you got upgrades to find
Spent my evenin's down in the Keep Depths
And that's when I found you yeah

Beamin' from the Keep Depths floor
You knew that I’d waited forever
Oh and when you got in my hand
My DPS was higher than ever
That was the best drop of my life
Rockin' my Sever in MP9

Man we were clearin' zones
We were mad and dropless
I needed a godly find
Never found a Mempo ever, not ever, no

And now clear times are improvin’
Look at all the gear that's come and gone
Sometimes when I swing my Echoing Fury
I think about you, glad for no Fear proc

Beamin' from the Keep Depths floor
Thought I would use you forever
Oh and when you got in my hand
My DPS was higher than ever
That was the best drop of my life

Ohh Yeah
Rockin' my Sever in MP9
Uh Huh
Rockin' my Sever in MP9
Me and my Sever in MP9

An homage to my group mates: Osmodious#1131 (Barb), Vibe#1320 (Wiz), and Chickenstrip#1143 (Monk). One of the many examples of absolutely asinine things we would come up and die laughing over while playing D3.
Edited by EddardStark#1833 on 1/24/2013 11:22 AM PST
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lol
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LMAO! EPIC! nice post mate!
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Glad you guys like it. Going to to try find one of my students who is willing to degrade themselves enough to sing it for a video.
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haha, yes
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Not quite as hilarious and offensive as FightClub's King of the Wild Frontier but still amusing. 7/10
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requested sticky! :)
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01/23/2013 06:36 PMPosted by Helikzhan
Not quite as hilarious and offensive as FightClub's King of the Wild Frontier but still amusing


Haven't heard that one. Going to youtube it now!
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01/23/2013 06:38 PMPosted by EddardStark
Not quite as hilarious and offensive as FightClub's King of the Wild Frontier but still amusing


Haven't heard that one. Going to youtube it now!


Anybody who was on here July 31st, 2012 at 3PM PST would know what I was talking about.
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requested sticky! :)


Thank you for your kindness.
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+1 good one op
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01/23/2013 06:39 PMPosted by Helikzhan
Anybody who was on here July 31st, 2012 at 3PM PST would know what I was talking about.


Can you send me a link, Helli?
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Hey guys, hows it going :D
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It was the best drop of my life!
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this. is. AWESOME!
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01/23/2013 06:57 PMPosted by Khaleesi
this. is. AWESOME!


Love the Battletag! Winter is Coming.
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That was a good laugh, thanks!
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01/23/2013 07:08 PMPosted by Diegoyya
That was a good laugh, thanks!


Welcome. Glad you enjoyed it : ).
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I'm surprised to see nothing about fiery brimstone.
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01/24/2013 02:52 AMPosted by Chillaxin
I'm surprised to see nothing about fiery brimstone.


Haha good idea! I'll see if I can edit it in somehow.
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