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Ok, so Diablo is dead, the monster hoarde is wiped out. Your Monk retires from being a hero in Sanctuary. What do they do now?
Personally, I think my Monk looks severe enough to open a hardware store with her lover, the Enchantress. And yes, I play the female Monk.
What does your Monk do in lieu of retirement?
Fisty McBeard goes to clown college and then sets out to join the circus. He wants to bring joy to others and make them laugh for a change. Everything goes great until he discovers that clowns are required to shave their beards. He refuses, gets into an argument with management, and is ultimately fired.
Saddened from being unable to pursue his dreams, Fisty puts on about 50 pounds and can currently be seen on the couch of his trailer, watching TV with a pint of Ben and Jerry's on his lap. It's still very easy to draw him into conversations about "the good old days" when the demons invaded, or conversations about "those fascists at the circus".
O_O! mmm .. lol so HOT! we’re role playing right? = )
My monk will strive for enlightenment through mediation, being one with nature and forgo the temptations and sins of life.
In her final days she’ll sit on top of a lily pad and becomes pure light and float to the kingdom of Ytar.
She’ll be known as “Thien Jing Bao” <- don’t know the correct spelling but I wanted to say “angle/god of the steam bun”
Edited by QHTran#1403 on 1/31/2013 10:07 AM PST
There is no retirement. Diablo is not dead. My Monk saw that Soulstone fall back to Sanctuary after Diablo was defeated and now hunts tirelessly for it to put a stop to whatever evil plot is brewing before it can come to fruition. Given that this latest attempt took 10 years to ferment, she figures she has about 20 years before Diablo 4 can hatch and that is plenty of time to hone her skills and nip it in the bud.
Monks would retire into a Tibetan monastery and adopt the monastic life. Farm their own food, hone their spiritual selves. And ready themselves for the next battle.
LOL!! +1 The running joke in this household:
Monk-ette: Need more speerit.
Hubby: Get the girl some vodka, tovarisch!
In retirement, White Lotus becomes wealthy from selling the patents for beaded necklaces and blue garter stockings.
Edited by Joysze#1528 on 1/31/2013 10:47 AM PST
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