I am no longer experiencing this issue. It would appear that the folks responsible for the Launcher's back end have fixed whatever was causing this on Blizzard's end as nothing has changed on my end at all with regard to the apps or their builds.
So thank you to those responsible for resolving this. Here's hoping it never crops up again. :)
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