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they all got the flu at once?

yah my whole entire family died yesterday in a bus crash that had my dad in it, the my dads arm flew and beheaded my mom and her head then hit a propane tank and exploded kill my sister and brother and the shrapnel set off the nuclear bombs in Cuba killing half the world, the mutations began to take place and humans are more primative and also dinosaurs got risen from the dead and i have a pet chimerea whos name is sparky and i fly around killing evil 46 headed gerbils that breath fire
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OMG...

well... I won't be a Jerk.Tell the Dev team to get well soon and next year maybe you guys could provide them with Flu shots using RMAH funds?
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they all got the flu at once?

yah my whole entire family died yesterday in a bus crash that had my dad in it, the my dads arm flew and beheaded my mom and her head then hit a propane tank and exploded kill my sister and brother and the shrapnel set off the nuclear bombs in Cuba killing half the world, the mutations began to take place and humans are more primative and also dinosaurs got risen from the dead and i have a pet chimerea whos name is sparky and i fly around killing evil 46 headed gerbils that breath fire


I think you might be underestimating the fact that the flu virus is evolutionarily designed to infect the maximum number of people possible in the shortest time frame.

And besides, nobody said "all of them." Just "many of them."
Edited by DrakonIL#1777 on 2/8/2013 1:33 PM PST
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Feel better guys. The flu is no joke.
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But Blizzard has become a joke.
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Due to many of our developers becoming flu-ridden zombies and needing to be quarantined so they could recover, we've had to postpone publishing the answers to your questions for the first round of Ask the Devs.

Rather than posting the answers this week (as originally scheduled), we'll now be posting them on Monday, February 11, around 10:00 a.m. PDT. We sincerely apologize for the delay, and hope you can forgive us for our recent zombie outbreak. :(

Thanks for waiting so long to give us this update.
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Blizzard promising things just to delay them after? I'm shocked!
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not buying it; your team is a pathetic bunch.
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Only took them a little more then a week to realize, "Oh, maybe we should respond about this 'Ask the Devs' thing we said we would reply to."
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ya all 6 of the Diablo 3 devs are sick w/ OUTA-TOWN-PARTY-TITIS. What a joke.
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Dog ate my homework.

Sure wish that worked at my job.
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02/08/2013 12:15 PMPosted by Morikekiller
!@#$ happens.
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http://www.cdc.gov/flu/weekly/usmap.htm

According to the CDC the flu is widespread in most states.
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02/08/2013 12:04 PMPosted by Barrett
This is called karma. You steal our money and leave us with a broken game. Now you get sick....


hahahaha

/thread
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The devs dont have time to respond, they're still crafting their first marquise gem on the PTR from flawless squares.
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i have a coldsore!!
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patch hasn't been released yet because the dev's got the flu

get well "soon"
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What did the dyslexic zombie say to another zombie? BBRRIIIAANNSS!!!

I want the team to get well. And would like to put out there that they could have gotten the flu from a flu shot and if they have kids as well. I should add that I went through the list of questions they had to answer and a lot of them were off topic. So if the dev team will indulge us on some of these issues it would be awesome. We also want to get on to this months ask the devs topic as well.
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Wow, some of the nastiness and negativity in this thread is just ..mind-boggling. Do I really play in the same game with people like this? :( :(
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