I agree with Sÿlak, you should play Diablo 2:LoD if they still support its servers that is?? It is a much better game, better design and had many more years to be perfected over time. Personally, I'm bored with Diablo 2 and so I'm just holding out until they improve Diablo 3 here, because I don't want to go back in time. But if you don't mind a *blast from the past* then yeah, go play Diablo 2. Personally, I'd rather help them improve Diablo 3 and play Diablo 3.
By the way, this is a PTR Bug Report forum. So as funny as your joke is, it would be better placed in the general discussion forum or a joke forum or somewhere else, not in here. This is for reporting and discussing bugs in the PTR so that we can improve Diablo 3 and get it as good or better than Diablo 2, okay?