Listen up, minions, maggots, worms, and grasshoppers.
I am the True Bad Boy around this 'hood.
and I say show some Masculinity, if a chick gets out of hand, you go "come here, baby".
If she gets too OP, you go like this :
Angel : Yo.
Angel's Wife : Ohai.
Angel's Wife : what did you do today?
Angel : chillin villain.
AW: ugh, I mean what did you do at work today?
Angel : Nothing, I roundhouse kicked my boss and left.
Angel : Anyways, I. Have. A. Gift. For You. (speak slow and authoritative, mortals, it adds drama, chicks dig it)
AW: Oh really? what is it?
Angel : Nothing.
Angel : well, I met a spiritual teacher/shaman/werewolf etc., and he told me chocolate is good for women's beauty, so I bought you a bar of Dove. Enjoy.
(a week or a month of peace of mind just from doing that, do you understand?)
(just give them the right natural medicines they need, and they won't keep tormenting you, get it?)
See, JCO is a bad boy to the men, but he should be a "bad boy" to his wife too,
cuz she wants it, and that's the Truth.
Jco, that script you did could've been like this.
JCO - Here sweetheart, I got something for you. (puts chocolate bar down.)
JCO's Wife - Oh, what did you do?
JCO - Nothing my dear, I just wanted to show you how much I appreciate you.
(right answer : "Nothing... Everything. ;)"
JCO's Wife - Oh, I am so lucky to have you as a husband, I get a chocolate bar.
JCO - (In my head....oh $h!t, I am in trouble)
(right thoughtform : Man is always in trouble at one point or the other, but Man's gotta do what Man's gotta do.)
JCO's Wife - What else did you get me?
JCO - Uh, I remember I forgot to park the car, I need to go park the car......(I am running out the door)
(wtf? right answer : I got you a symbol of my love within this candy, what else do you want, woman? ;D)
JCO's Wife : (sudden silence.. astonishment.. surprise)
JCO's Wife - Don't forget to get me something shiny!
JCO - ** DO NOT LISTEN TO CF!!!!! EVER!!!!!
(right answer : "I won't. *smile*, walk away.)
(suddenly JCO gets a few days or a week of freedom from a wife's oppression)
Just do the right things man - and that is :
REMEMBER how to be a man, and be the man when you have to.
Edited by CountFury#1192 on 7/17/2013 4:17 PM PDT