Diablo® III

Corrupt a Wish

So the point of this game to help us pass the time while we are all at work, or to just have some fun with your peers here on the forum. The game is called (as the title stated) "Corrupt a Wish." This is how the game works. The person above you made a wish, it is you, who gets to grant it to them but you are corrupt genie and the wish that the person has wished for is granted but in a kind of twisted and corrupt way. Here is an example.

Player one: "I wish for unlimited gold in D3"

Next post

Player Two: "Granted, but gold no longer exists in D3 and every one uses eftpos now. I wish that RoS was comming out today..."

And so on and so forth, I would love to see how many corrupt genies we have here in the ANZ forum. SO with out furhter adue, I will start things off.

I wish that I had a DH that wouldn't die in ubers every 3 seconds.
Edited by Troubleshoot#6790 on 8/22/2013 5:36 PM PDT
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08/22/2013 05:29 PMPosted by Troubleshoot
I wish that I had a DH that wouldn't die in ubers every 3 seconds.

Granted. I'll make you invincible. But inferno has been removed and Hell is the hardest level.
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after you have granted the corrupt wish you youreself have to make a wish so the next genie can corrupt it
Edited by Troubleshoot#6790 on 8/22/2013 5:35 PM PDT
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how - about... granted - but your DH now can only use toothpicks... 2 dps per second on a crit.... (now you can fight without dying for an eternity! Mwah hahahahaha)

I wish I could find the a EF with no fear
Edited by NickBaldyM#6414 on 8/22/2013 5:43 PM PDT
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how - about... granted - but your DH now can only use toothpicks... 2 dps per second on a crit.... (now you can fight without dying for an eternity! Mwah hahahahaha)

I wish I could find the a EF with no fear

Granted. EF has no fear now. But is a Paladin specific weapon. Paladins have not been implemented yet.

I wish I was 12 inches bigger.
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08/22/2013 05:51 PMPosted by Ryoka
I wish I was 12 inches bigger.


granted but now your feet are half the size, therefore, you are unable to stand up properly.
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how - about... granted - but your DH now can only use toothpicks... 2 dps per second on a crit.... (now you can fight without dying for an eternity! Mwah hahahahaha)

I wish I could find the a EF with no fear

Granted, but now instead of fearing monsters you are automatically vortexed into the middle of them and for elite packs you can be vortexed into the middle of their ground effects MUHAUHAUAHUA. I wish instead of adding new gems, that the topaz gem could be made more useful - MF in helm and thorns in weapon...seriously?!?!
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08/22/2013 05:51 PMPosted by Ryoka
I wish I was 12 inches bigger.


Granted - but as you are a girl... boys are scared of you

I wish a blue would make a comment!
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08/22/2013 06:07 PMPosted by NickBaldyM
I wish a blue would make a comment!


Granted!

I wish I could tell you all in detail how awesome the expansion will be!
Edited by Arcagnion on 8/25/2013 11:41 PM PDT
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Common Arcagion! How could I want to corrupt that!
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08/22/2013 06:17 PMPosted by Arcagnion
I wish a blue would make a comment!


Granted!

I wish I would I could tell you all in detail how awesome the expansion will be!


Granted but it's so amazing all blizz forum users brains explode and the player base is wiped out.

I wish i wish I were a fish.
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Granted, but all the water in the world dries up, and fish grow wings, so therefore you're turned into a bird.....

I wish that I will get an RoS beta version from Arcagion....hahah yes!
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^^^ granted. But you are destined to play RoS as a WW barb. The most boring build available :p

I wish my GF didnt bug me about playing D3 so much :p
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Granted^^...And poof you now have me for a GF you can play all the D3 you want Sweetie ;)

I wish I wasn't WAZZ's GF
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^^^ granted. But you are destined to play RoS as a WW barb. The most boring build available :p

I wish my GF didnt bug me about playing D3 so much :p

Granted. She infact left you, for Deb's awesome hedge.

I wish edz would <3 me.
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I wish edz would <3 me.


granted but now you must show some erotic videos of yourself to him tonight.

i wish i would find a self-found upgrade for my monk and wiz.
Edited by edzmond#1708 on 8/22/2013 7:17 PM PDT
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I wish edz would <3 me.


granted but now you must show some erotic videos of yourself to him tonight.

i wish i would find a self-found upgrade for my monk and wiz.

Granted, just wait a little for x-pack to come out.

I wish my 30+ friends come online
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08/22/2013 07:27 PMPosted by Defender
I wish my 30+ friends come online

I don't have 30 friends.

I wish for Ryo to get a godly HF ring so I can get the 200mill cause I broke
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08/22/2013 07:16 PMPosted by edzmond
i wish i would find a self-found upgrade for my monk and wiz.

Granted. But your account has been found doing botting activity so it's been banned.

I wish I had bigger feet :>
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