Funniest or Most Random Item Names?

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The Hooves - Boots

Reminded me of My Little Pony..
06/04/2012 04:20 AMPosted by Bombz
"Thick Third Eye"


saw this almost right next to a "thick binding rope" ...kinky

but my vote would have to go to a 2h mighty weapon "Black Crack"
Griswold's Worn Edge
deathstar --- 1hand sword.

ultimate weapon so i guess`?
Charred herb
Helm - The Helmet
Ring - The Ring

in retrospect I really should have kept them.
Raiding raid sword of raiding

Yep.....


And you can get Raiding Randy, absolutely free!
http://imgur.com/Esm5m

ME3 players know what I'm talking about.


Ah ME3's last boss.


lol, my gf loves ME3
another good one is the "Brooch of Mutilation"
Racist Monk fist "Black Beater"
"Fist Desire" 1h fist
and
"Hand Infection" 1h fist
My Enchantress's ammy is "Death Star"
06/13/2012 02:42 AMPosted by BlackBerry
Kwan Dao is actually the funniest name for me because it's pronounce exactly the same in my Language (Im from VietNam ), i was wondering is there any staff from Blizz Vietnamese lol


so is it in cantonese i believe.

edit: yeah, here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guan_dao
I got a horribly rolled mace called Awful Prize

also a sword named Darkness Savior which sounded so angsty that I couldn't stop laughing
Lost Boys - Legendary boots :P
You know you can look up these items on diablo progress and there are no cat stompers or lady punchers. Atleast nobody is wearing them.
I got a horribly rolled mace called Awful Prize

also a sword named Darkness Savior which sounded so angsty that I couldn't stop laughing


Awful prize is a ring.. Lol sorry im bored
I think the enchantress special allows for some really funny ones, my fave is:

Herb of War

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