Real-Life Monk Jobs After Diablo

Monk
Ok, so Diablo is dead, the monster hoarde is wiped out. Your Monk retires from being a hero in Sanctuary. What do they do now?

Personally, I think my Monk looks severe enough to open a hardware store with her lover, the Enchantress. And yes, I play the female Monk.

What does your Monk do in lieu of retirement?
Clearly becomes a traveling minstrel.
obviously monks would be Ronin, samurai without masters, assassins for hire
Play the AH and be a businessman?
Monks would retire into a Tibetan monastery and adopt the monastic life. Farm their own food, hone their spiritual selves. And ready themselves for the next battle.
01/31/2013 09:53 AMPosted by Nameless
Monks would retire into a Tibetan monastery and adopt the monastic life. Farm their own food, hone their spiritual selves. And ready themselves for the next battle.


Translation:

Drink. A lot
Fisty McBeard goes to clown college and then sets out to join the circus. He wants to bring joy to others and make them laugh for a change. Everything goes great until he discovers that clowns are required to shave their beards. He refuses, gets into an argument with management, and is ultimately fired.

Saddened from being unable to pursue his dreams, Fisty puts on about 50 pounds and can currently be seen on the couch of his trailer, watching TV with a pint of Ben and Jerry's on his lap. It's still very easy to draw him into conversations about "the good old days" when the demons invaded, or conversations about "those fascists at the circus".
Walk door to door and sell flowers and neck beads...
dye my hair back to black and become what i truly am

a demon hunter ^^)
!@#$.

You can't say !@#$?

Fine...Adult entertainment.
01/31/2013 09:38 AMPosted by Lestat
Personally, I think my Monk looks severe enough to open a hardware store with her lover, the Enchantress. And yes, I play the female Monk.

O_O! mmm .. lol so HOT! we’re role playing right? = )

My monk will strive for enlightenment through mediation, being one with nature and forgo the temptations and sins of life.
In her final days she’ll sit on top of a lily pad and becomes pure light and float to the kingdom of Ytar.
She’ll be known as “Thien Jing Bao” <- don’t know the correct spelling but I wanted to say “angle/god of the steam bun”

Fisty puts on about 50 pounds


*hands you a beer* this will help.
The world will always need saving. A hero's job is never done. I imagine he will simply depart from Sanctuary and head off to the next place he is needed.
There is no retirement. Diablo is not dead. My Monk saw that Soulstone fall back to Sanctuary after Diablo was defeated and now hunts tirelessly for it to put a stop to whatever evil plot is brewing before it can come to fruition. Given that this latest attempt took 10 years to ferment, she figures she has about 20 years before Diablo 4 can hatch and that is plenty of time to hone her skills and nip it in the bud.
Monks would retire into a Tibetan monastery and adopt the monastic life. Farm their own food, hone their spiritual selves. And ready themselves for the next battle.


Translation:

Drink. A lot


LOL!! +1 The running joke in this household:

Monk-ette: Need more speerit.
Hubby: Get the girl some vodka, tovarisch!

ETA:
In retirement, White Lotus becomes wealthy from selling the patents for beaded necklaces and blue garter stockings.
obviously start a brewery like the Belgian monks do... no other option the way i see it.
I have no creativity...
Professional knitter that knits large blankets for homeless Angels and Demons.
01/31/2013 12:08 PMPosted by KamelJabber
I have no creativity...


+1

Looks good to me.
My monk would return to his mild mannered job as an accountant..... until Diablo resurrects himself again!

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